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BIZAAR 1.INTRO 2.TAKE ME AWAY 3.FEARLESS 4.RAINBOWS AND STUFF 5.WHUT 6.STILL STABBIN' 7.TILT-A-WHIRL 8.WE GIVES NO FUCK 9.PLEASE DON'T HATE ME 10.BEHIND THE PAINT 11.MY HOMIE BABY MOMA 12.PENDULUM'S PROMISE ____________________________________________________ INTRO ____________________________________________________ Right now a massive cloud is lingering over the city. Police say calls from worried residents began pouring in this morning. Witnesses say it looked like a large dark rain cloud that initially started over Hart Plaza, and within hours the cloud spread. Now covering a large portion of the MidWest. People in the effected regions say it looks like the workings of an incredible thunderstorm. The bizaar weather events being linked to the cloud including red lightning, black hail, and super hot gail force winds. Meteorologists remain baffled as satelite pictures, and radar shows the cloud continuing to expand. Experts say that at its current rate of travel the entire nation will be completely covered in just a matter of hours. Police are asking you to please remain indoors and not panic. The president has ordered the military to be on emergency alert, and they stand by powerless, forced to watch, wait. As the cloud expands many people are now placing spiritual significance on it's appearance. Leaders from mainstream religions and apocalyptic cults are declaring it to be anything from the second coming. One grim consequence of man's abuse of nature. Fueling the speculation are reports from across the country that the only light piercing this churning, inky, shroud are beams of sunlight which are only falling on places of worship all religions and denominations. As the cloud continues to expand across the nation the rest of the world looks on with growing concern. ____________________________________________________ TAKE ME AWAY ____________________________________________________ Welcome to the Dark Carnival Violent J Shaggy 2 Dope The Insane Clown Posse We'll live forever...live forever Come join us...forever Carnival awaits us...live forever Take my hand...live forever Take my hand...live forever Shangri-La...live forever Here go another clown song freeky and weird I'm still preachin', I'm like Noah without the beard I'm tryin' to spread the facts that I know for sure Yet many don't believe in our carnival freek show It's alright though, there's enough who do And only time will tell if our stories are true But for everybody here, I can promise you this You'll never hear us rap about the typical bullshit Bling bling, all the money they got All the ice they wear, and all the people they shot All the freaks they pull, and all the cars they drive Only we rap about fuckin' a bee hive You wanna keep it real, walk out your door That's as real as it gets from the sky to the floor But the Dark Carnival will take your soul away And give you mythical adventure in a magical way I live for, the Carnival I die for, the Carnival I pray for, the Carnival Please take me away, take me away I live for, the Carnival I die for, the Carnival I pray for, the Carnival Come and take me away, take me away Funhouse, freek shows, and murder-go-rounds Fuck how you lookin', paint it up like a clown Loosen up, let it go, you ain't gotta be tense Faygo flyin' everywhere, FUCK makin' sense And that's the beauty of it, look backstage Ain't another group out here on the same page Run with everybody or walk with our crew And stand on the moon, face the world and say FUCK YOU I ain't sitting out playin' that star biz Put me in the ground where my juggalos is Treat me special, I'ma leave your lip draggin' We in this together waitin' on the same wagon Let'em laugh now, let'em laugh for years We'll see who's laughin' in the house of mirrors Cause that's where I'm goin', and if you're not Bump that other shit, and hear about the ends they got, hahaha I live for, the Carnival I die for, the Carnival I pray for, the Carnival Come and take me away, take me away I live for, the Carnival I die for, the Carnival I pray for, the Carnival Please take me away, take me away Live forever...Take My Hand...Forever...Live forever Come take a journey through Heaven and Hell See what we have to come, and share that story I tell Walk hand-in-hand with the Devil and God Let'em pull you in half, purgatory is odd FUCK newspapers, FUCK magazines FUCK A&Rs, and their ball-huggin' jeans FUCK anybody tryin' to change our ways As long as 6 Joker Cards got somethin' to say I speak for the crazy, I speak for scrubs I speak for the thugs pissin' in your hot tubs I speak for the people that you always say don't know how to act We like'em just like that FUCK your Grammy's, FUCK your Music Awards I strangle your host, with his microphone chord Fuck anybody taht ain't down with the clown From now until milleniums after, I'm dead in the ground I live for, the Carnival I die for, the Carnival I pray for, the Carnival Come and take me away, take me away I live for, the Carnival I die for, the Carnival I pray for, the Carnival Please take me away, take me away I live for, the Carnival I die for, the Carnival I pray for, the Carnival Come and take me away, take me away I live for, the Carnival I die for, the Carnival I pray for, the Carnival Please take me away, take me away ____________________________________________________ FEARLESS ____________________________________________________ Are you scared? Are you scared, bitch? Are you scared of ghosts? I'm not scared of ghosts. As a matter of fact, I'll summon a ghost with this oujia board. And as soon as it shows up, I'll slap it. I'll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear, and take it's food I'll mow the fuckin' lawn, of a land-mine field like what...boom I'll roll an M-80 up in some papers, and smoke that shit up I'll share a dirty heroin needle, with that dirty bitch Courtney Love I'll run around the white house lawn, naked and screamin' and bustin' shots at it I'll scratch my back with a chainsaw...oh yeah...mmm...got it I'll walk through Compton alone, sportin' Wranglers and a cowboy hat I'll headbutt a fuckin' unicorn...c'mere bitch, ugh...damn I'll stand on a stump, and let you trim my toenails with an axe I'll sucker punch a gorilla, and try to run with a banana hangin' out my ass I'll fuckin' become pen-pals with the unibomber, and let'em send me packages I'll drive an ice cream truck through Ethiopia talkin' about FREE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES! What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared? What's the matter, what's the matter tell me are you fearless? What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared? What's the matter, what's the matter, tell me are you fearless? I'd let Sam Kinison borrow my car…if he was still around I'll bungee jump off a crane with only a spaghetti noodle tied on I'll clench my butt cheeks shut, when a ruthless alien's tryin' to probe me I'll receive and operation on my eye, while ridin' in a dune buggy I'll finger fuck a toilet, and french kiss a light socket I'll pick up a hooker with a deep voice "Hi, I'm Jenny" Nah, no I wouldn't I'll take all my clothes off, and run up and bear hug a cactus I'll sneak up to Slick Rick, and snatch off his eye patch (lodi, dodi) I'll eat a bowl of cluster bombs, and spread a jelly fish on my toast I'll fuckin' grease my ass off, and sit on top of a flag post I'll shoot a game of pool with the grim reaper, and let'em beat me I'll meet Jeffery Dalmer at some kind of bar, let'em take me home, and eat me No fear... What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared? What's the matter, what's the matter tell me are you fearless? What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter, are you scared? What's the matter, what's the matter, tell me are you fearless? I'll throw gang signs at the Boo-Yaa tribe, ups and downs like what I'll hire Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, tell'em, Hey, do me up I'll put my lips on an '81 Nova's exhaust pipe, and smoke that sucka I'll fuck a chick raw with crabs so big, Red Lobster's tryin' to catch'em I'll start a record label, and invest everything I got on MC Hammer (Can't Touch This 2) I'll wear a pink bikini thong, and walk right through the slammer I'll take a chrome desert eagle 45, put it to the dome, and dump it I'll pull a big ass bee hive out a tree, drop my drawers and dump it No fear... *Chorus till fade* ____________________________________________________ RAINBOWS AND STUFF ____________________________________________________ This one goes out to that special someone in my life We all have someone special, this is for them I like ice cream, cherry pie and lemonade with summer breeze I like rainbows, leafy trails, and puppy dogs with bumble bees I like cotton candy candy gum, and bumber cars, and carnivals Golden skys, and hazle eyes, and sand in between my toes, but Something tells me that I hate you Something tells me I must kill you You ain't shit but a slutty ass mother fucker Slut you fucking whore, I fucking hate you I like birthday candle cakes, and titty shakes with silicone Secret whispers, and D-Loc's sister, and apple dips, and gingerbread homes Faygo chills they give me thrills, and nyquil pills they make me smile Hershey kisses, and happiness is something so bliss and yet all the while Something tells me that I hate you Something tells me I must kill you Suck my fuckin dick fuck off Go fuck you self you funky as beeatch Come on, come on (bitch) Come on, come on (bitch) I fuckin hate you Come on, come on (bitch) Come on, come on (bitch) If I was you I'd slap that bitces nipples shut I like Shaggy, he's my friend I like his mom cause she's nice to me Thank you J, I like you too, well its ok, were family Raver chicks, and kung-fu flicks, and sugar sticks like lolly-pops All of these things happiness brings But my hatred for you dont stop Something tells me that I hate you Something tells me I must kill you (repeats until song ends) ____________________________________________________ WHUT ____________________________________________________ Wh, wh, whut You don't like the way I am? You don't like ICP & Twiztid? This is whut Always wit a hatchet...Whut, Fuck you, fuck you Dis da way I am Whut?, whut?, whut? I stay scrubby even though I'm paid, Whut? Dropped out in the sixth grade, Whut? Had syphallus three times, Whut? Commited mad felony crimes, Whut? Been a week I aint washed my ass, Whut? Flunked outta special ed class, Whut? I'd slap John Gotti right here, Whut? Only he's locked up now so neeeea, Whut? Carnivals beyond the dead, Whut? Still attack you without my head, Whut? Scrubatism I'm about, Whut? Slappin Baywatch beauties in the mouth, Whut? I stomp ghosts that think they hard, Whut? Pickin' fights up at the graveyard, Whut? You don't like me? I make you sick? Come here, and get a mouth full of dick, Cause I am whut I am I be whut I wanna be, WHUT? I act how I wanna act, WHUT? I see whut I wanna see, WHUT? I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT? I do whut I wanna do, WHUT? I go where I wanna go, WHUT? Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT? Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT? I'll slap Michael Jackson's face off, Whut? I spread herpes everytime I cough, Whut? I got head lice in my armpits, Whut? I sell nuclear bomb home kits, wh wh Whut? In church I'll wrestle a nun, Whut? Fuckin' twist her nipples and run, Whut? I watch my neighbor in the shower, Then waggle my dick for a half an hour, I pour percacets in a bowl, Whut? And eat'em like cereal, Whut? I be that neighborhood creep, Whut? Singin' voodoo chants in my sleep, ha I put old ladies in head locks, Whut? And run wit they ass for blocks, Whut? I rent studios, and don't pay, wh wh Whut? Come on Shaggy don't play Mike, I am whut I am I be whut I wanna be, WHUT? I act how I wanna act, WHUT? I see whut I wanna see, WHUT? I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT? I do whut I wanna do, WHUT? I go where I wanna go, WHUT? Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT? Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT? Your mamas got a glass titty wit a screw on nipple, Whut? Whut, yo mama live in a two story dorito bag, She got a wooden leg wit a birdhouse in it, Whut?, whut? whut?, whut? whut? I walk around beggin' for change, And kill mufuckas who look at me strange, Whut? Psychopathic down till I die, Whut? I'll light a cigarette, and put it out in your eye, Whut? Smoke until my lungs explode, Whut And punch you, and ya moms, and call ya dad a hoe, Whut? I don't give a fuck if ya hate, Whut? Just don't let me catch you hangin' out on my side of the gate, Whut? I talk to the dead on the phone, Whut? If you aint dead leave me the fuck alone, Whut? I call myself a juggalo, Whut? And scream it everywhere that I go, JUGGALO Twiztid serial killas comin' to town, Whut? Dark Carnival and down with the clown, Whut? Twiztid Freek Show, wicked clown Bizaar, Whut? Check ya self cause we are who we are bitch, Whut? I be whut I wanna be I act how I wanna act I see whut I wanna see I smack who I wanna smack Mike, get the guitar I do whut I wanna do, da da da I go where I wanna gooooo Fuck you, you, you, and you Forever I'm a JUGGALOoooo I be whut I wanna be, WHUT? I act how I wanna act, WHUT? I see whut I wanna see, WHUT? I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT? I do whut I wanna do, WHUT? I go where I wanna go, WHUT? Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT? Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT? Shaggy I be whut I wanna be, WHUT? I act how I wanna act, WHUT? Twiztid I see whut I wanna see, WHUT? Dark Lotus I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT? Jump Steady I do whut I wanna do, WHUT? I go where I wanna go, WHUT? Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT? Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT? I be whut I wanna be, WHUT? I act how I wanna act, WHUT? I see whut I wanna see, WHUT? Tom Dub I smack who I wanna smack, WHUT? I do whut I wanna do, WHUT? I go where I wanna go, WHUT? Fuck you, you, you, and you, WHUT? Forever I'm a juggalo, WHUT? ____________________________________________________ STILL STABBIN' ____________________________________________________ Hey..hey Umm…I still have a problem. If it's ok with…them, you know…there..them The Dark Carnival in general. It's the whole stabbin' thing again…It's… I stab people, like everyday folks Skinny people any people I chop off their throats My stabbin's are ninja, like very quickly, HEY By the time you feel it I'm like 3 blocks away I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck Now I stab people and drive away, I'm like put put put put I do a show and stab people at the same time ??? I stab bear cage security guards in the back of the neck I love Waffle House, I stab people there They're so shitty and dumpy they don't even care I love stabbin' people, Def Leppard remember them? Well I cut their fuckin' drummer's arm off, you can ask him Leroy Owen, the president of Island I'm at a business meetin' with him, lookin' at him, smilin' I jumped up to stab'em, but he kicked my ass 17th floor they threw me out through the glass Help me! FUCK YOU! Fuckin' help me! FUCK YOU! I need you to help me! FUCK YOU! Somebody come and help me! FUCK YOU! Jehova's Witnesses I swear man, I love'em They're standin' on the porch knockin', I'm waitin' above'em Puncture wound victims, right to my door Come back mothafucker…I'll stab you some more One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex I stabbed Tony Schivane the commentator guy Before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed'em in the eye I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match He was like "What are you doing?" I said FUCKIN' RELAX! I stabbed'em again and again, I jumped out and ran Everybody chased me, catch me if you can I tried to stab my own brother, bad for my health He twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbin' myself I stab cabby drivers, right through the thick glass Ginsu built to last… Slice'em up, slice'em down, Side to side and all around, They don't hate, they don't care, Ginsu swingin' everywhere (repeat) I saved up my money, and I went and saw the Lilith Fair I started stabbin' lesbians, there was millions of them there I took off my thong, and I jumped in the pit But there wasn't any pit it was only me and that was it but soooo what I was throwin' myself all over the floor Sara McLaughlin was on stage I said YOU FUCKIN' WHORE! One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass Stabbed'em all in the face, that's why they wear masks My little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood But it's so hard to sleep because of the muffler rmmmm bmmmm I HATE THAT FUCKER! I did a song with 3-6 Mafia, them guys are the shit We went to their studio and I started rockin' it After the session, they all left up outta there But I stayed behind, and stabbed the engineer Can you help me? FUCK YOU! You gotta help me. FUCK YOU! I need you to help me! FUCK YOU! Mutha fuckin help me! FUCK YOU! Nah man, fuck you! FUCK YOU! Fuck all of you! FUCK YOU! You better fuckin' help me! FUCK YOU! Heeelllpppp meeeeeee! Slice'em up, slice'em down, Side to side and all around, They don't hate, they don't care, Ginsu swingin' everywhere (repeat) ____________________________________________________ TILT-A-WHIRL ____________________________________________________ Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl All you muthafuckas are gonna die Everybody! You're dying everyday, constantly I'll kill myself right mutha fuckin' now And still won't die, try me Wicked clowns never, never die, whut? Oh my goody look a chicken Keep your money here's a ticket Hold up keep your kids out here They too young to play in there Step right up now strap'em in Lock it tight under his chin Clamp his arms up to his side It's gon' be a helly ride Now if you misplace an item Psychopathic's sure to find'em If you lose your nugget yo Hatchet ain't responsible Look and wonder if you will Cause we about to rip and kill Think about your every sin As our tilt-a-whirly spins Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Looky look a fancy fuck With his wallet up his butt Give the wealthy what they want Fuck a line put him up front Welcome to our spectacle Carny rides eccentrical Hope you like it even though Have to mingle with the poor Here you go sir have a seat You've got good taste this ride is neat Tell ya now the ride is fast Might want me to hold your cash We gonna spin until your soul Leaves your body dead and cold Tilt-a-whirly sprayin' blood All over the neighborhood Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Watch you die, watch you all die Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie You deserve to die, time for you to die Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, wheee Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride Get up on it get up on it get up on it, get on Get up on it get up on it get up on it, *squeak* Get up on it get up on it get up on it, ride Welcome buddy, what you did Like to punch up on your kids Scoot all them dead bodies down We gon' go another round Excuse us while we clean up here Pile them up on over there Strap'em up and start the show This time speed it up some more Tell me any last requests Before your guts rip out your chest Fuck all that don't give'em nothin' Slap his ass and press the button Fair enough, another down Carnival don't fuck around Fire up the tilt-a-whirl And we'll see you all in hell Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie I'ma watch you die, time for you to die Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Round and round and round you go Round and round and round you go Yo, the dark carnival will never die I mean that's all we do is think about dyin' We wish we die, we hope we die The only problem is... We ain't never ever ever gonna die motherfucker! Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie Theeeeeey....Allllll....Diiiiie....Diiiiie ____________________________________________________ WE GIVES NO FUCK ____________________________________________________ I think it's the heart's desire for every person in America and Canada to succeed (worldwide) Success is one thing that's the motivating force behind many men (Amen) And tonight, I want to speak in a way that you'll realize That God ordained every one of his creations to be successful. Look at this millionare, suave, definitely paid Lemonade, stock market played, marinate in shade, top grade Bitches blowin' up phones, I walk by, never lie, I'm the type of guy with sparkles in my eye Roll in my BMW, never take the truck with your kid Who? what? where? Over there ruby, diamond sinclare, looky there Everywhere I stay flossin' them things, I'm like bang bling bling blang chingy bling bang What the fuck bitch? Hurry up and suck, move along, c'mon, until it's gone Get the fuck out the room, I'm rollin' chrome, 700 spoke, whicky whicky what Keep your hungry mouth shut, cause I'm livin' it up! Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house, we gives no fuck! Lavish cars, we gives no fuck! Bling bling blang blang bang, we gives no fuck! Hey, we gives no fuck! 7 figure bank, we gives no fuck! Phat paid, we gives no fuck! Whooooo, we gives no fuck! 7 figure bank, what you thank? Bitch you tickle me pank, you lookin' rank Coulda stank, still I spank spank whore is dank Cause I'm livin' like a video, fuckin' every shitty hoe you know Call me jigga-liggy-lo, fuck a juggalo that's scrub Billion dollar drop, non-stop, from my pop, never need to cop a mop What you got? Get the fuck off my block I call the cop, with your fuckin' hippy hop, whooee whooee chop chop, Tryn'a marry me, rich until they bury me, stop it cause you're scarin' me with all that jive Clap clap, take you back to where your wack crack neighborhood at Cause looky jack, where we at we havin' none of that! Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house, we gives no fuck! Lavish cars, we gives no fuck! Bling bling blang blang bang, we gives no fuck! Hey want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me Hey, we gives no fuck! 7 figure bank, we gives no fuck! Phat paid, we gives no fuck! Whooooo, we gives no fuck! Pow, let me show you how, took away your milly now, cash cow, cheddar wow Dig it y'all, wicky wild wild, wait a minute y'all, I might've over-did it y'all, Forget it, I'll admit it, can't get it, cuz I'm greedy greedy greedy Fuck the needy, fuck the treaty, line'em up and pow pow Clicka pow pow, click click, chicka pow pow, bang bang, ching ching, bang Ching-a-ling bang, pow pow, chicka bang bang, chicka chicka bang! Hey, we gives no fuck! Million dollar house, we gives no fuck! Lavish cars, we gives no fuck! Bling bling blang blang bang, we gives no fuck! Hey want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me Hey, we gives no fuck! 7 figure bank, we gives no fuck! Phat paid, we gives no fuck! Whooooo, we gives no fuck! Hey want you to love me, want you to need me, want you to use me Hey want you to hate me, want you to take me, want you to kill me! ____________________________________________________ PLEASE DON'T HATE ME ____________________________________________________ I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em What up dawg, what you been up to Oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out Me and you, we been down for a while right We been here and there, we been pretty tight Somethin happened last night that you might get upset about But hear me out, I didnt mean nothin by it, Im gonna make this quick I gave your momma this dick I dunno how it happened I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin' I was over there mowin' the grass And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass And then i went inside to make a phone call And there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra One thing just led to another Next thing you know I was but-fucking your mother Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me You never should have trusted a juggalo Dont hang up, I still got more Your momma gives head like a herion whore I wasnt thinking about you as my bud When she spread my but cheeks and went for the milkdud We broke out with your grandpa's gin And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts Your mommas one of my favorite sluts She likes lickin from the back of my balls To the tip of my dick with one big lick She calls me her big teddy bear I chase her around in my underwear I admit I like spanking her but I used your sock though to catch my nut Dont worry, I put it back, I knew I better Thats why your toes been stickin together Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me You never should have trusted a juggalo Maybe they call you a termihater If this was a swamp youd be a allihater You could use a could glass of haterade Sure come up, bring the allihater Your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo Its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though And I aint trying to diss her either Im only sayin I wish you would trim her beaver some Every hair is like a foot long Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes Its allright with me though I dont mind as long as I can find the pee hole And your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin Here I am stuffin her muffin Not to mention the pickle buffin And I hope me and you are still cool Im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow And we plan on fuckin again, allright, Ill talk to you again Peace EMINEM (Jesus someone got fucked up nigga) Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me Uou never should have trusted a juggalo Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me I never said I loved the hoe Please dont hate me But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me You never should have trusted a juggalo ____________________________________________________ BEHIND THE PAINT ____________________________________________________ *Clips from Shockumentary* Remember me bitch? 8th grade Oak Park skinny-ass welfare aid Utsler and Bruce brothers we was the shit Dungeons & Dragons and Bruce Lee flicks Quit school, nobody missed us, Nobody hugged and kissed us, only dissed us And now look at these beautiful model-type high class women Takin' my dick in'em You don't remember my kind in class The wigged-out freak starin' at your ass Never had the courage to even say hi Only smell your perfume vapors when you walked by I'm the scrub that never crossed your mind Now your flasin' your titties at me waitin' in line And that's fine, while you're workin' your charm Look beneath the paint bitch, it's the scrubs who won (over Shockumentary/news clips) Look at me…Look at me… Analyze…What you see… Look at me…Look at me… Analyze…What you see They used to say "Ah-hah, look at him, The same pair of pants and that shirt again." An outcast, I knew I hadda do somethin' Figure out a way to make somethin' outta nothin' Open up shop, yo what you need? Speakers, clothes, CDs, or bags of weed But that shit got me nowhere except jail Me and all my homies too broke to make the bail Now we're right back to the place where we started Chuckles and laughs The second we turn our backs Cast out, but we was like FUCK Y'ALL We got each other at the drop of a homie call Look at us now bitch, multi-platinum All on my dick, when I'm the same as back then Forget the money and fame, because Beneath the paint, life's just like it always was (over Shockumentary/news clips) Look at me…Look at me… Analyze…What you see… Look at me…Look at me… Analyze…What you see (repeat) Another girl I don't dare to confide in Playin' that role it hurts inside Here I am thinkin' she wants me (uh-uh) She only wants that killer on her CD Just when I couldn't feel any worse Bitch asked me if I could paint my face first The day I finally get to leave this land Behind the paint will be the shell of a used up man *Repeat chorus and last line till fade* ____________________________________________________ MY HOMIE BABY MAMA ____________________________________________________ I don't know. She ain't even looking that good. (kinda fat) Even so, I think I'd probably fuck her if I could. (kinda fat like that) It's just sumpthin bout the way her titties swing around. (boing) Wiping poo-poo of they babie's butt, I think I wanna take her down Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma I'm attracted to the helly drama, (2x) Man this is some muthafuckin bull shit, You talkin bout you wanna fuck my Girl, man we raising a baby together, That's some bull muthafuckin shit. I got coupons bitch, dollar fifty off at chucky cheese Got ya similax formula, just baby fuck me please Goo goo ga ga, i make ya baby laugh (Don't u like the way my ugly face looks) But when baby go nite nite, You gonna hafta to come up with some ass Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma I'm attracted to the helly drama, (2x) I'm tryin to look out for you and your baby, That's why i'm telling you about Him cheating on you. I ain't even like that, Come here lemme hold you Watchin Jerry Springer all fuckin day, Your baby rolling you a joint (lookie Momma, i packed it with the good shit) I told you if you let me hit it, I take you both to see the point. (But the neden wasn't all that, so forget it) Rubber binkies (binkies) food, all over the floor Am i gonna help you clean it? I'm out the fuckin door (Gotta go, and i wont be back no more) Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma I'm attracted to the helly drama, (2x) (I already fucked you babie's momma) How the fuck you gonna fuck on me bitch I dont even belive this shit You gonna fuck him in my bed, What the fuck (he said he loved me) Wanna fuck my homie's babie's momma I'm attracted to the helly drama, (4x) (I already fucked your babies mamma) (I would fuck your babie's momma's momma) ____________________________________________________ PENDULUM'S PROMISE ____________________________________________________ What did I do? Tell me…tell me what did I do? Tell me…NOTHIN'! I did nothin' wrong! Tell me. Nothin'! Look at that guy over there he's so skinny He'd prolly suck my dick for a penny That's fuckin' nasty what kinda bitch does he get The kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip Pushin' all that trash in his shopping cart Musta smoked himself into a retard No shoes thick-ass calloused-up toes Frozen boogers all up under his whisky nose The motherfuckers ass is prolly molded shut Bet he's got tadpoles livin' on his butt I fuckin' don't understand these people No kinda class Somebody needs to beat they ass I wanna tell him GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOCK! I wanna beat his face in with a rock! He ain't good for shit, but bringin' our property down Draggin' his funky ass around He's starvin', sportin' a pair of troop sweats Hands dried and cracked up like the Sahara Wantin' everyone's affection Wait a minute, that's me, I'm lookin' at my own reflection Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right, Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right, Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and… Where the fuck is this bitch, she makes me sick I'm guessin' right now she's got a mouth full of dick I know she fucks on me, who needs proof She prolly kisses me with dick hairs on her tooth I bet she fucks people in my own bed He wears my slippers while she's givin'em head Look what I do, I get away with it What the fuck makes me think that she ain't never did it Last time I beat her ass wasn't shit Fat lips ain't nothin', this time I'm breakin' somethin' She's gonna learn not to gimme any hassle I'm the king, I make the money, I work at White Castle! I'm the one who…failed in life I'm the one who takes it out on my wife She don't cheat, who am I tryin' to fool I shoulda done this to myself long ago (BOOM!) Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right, Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right, Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and… This is the 3rd time you've come before me You think you're the shit, you wanna ignore me I told you last time I'd put you away I don't give a fuck what you say, obey me I am the overseer, a special being Raise when I walk in the room, me and God are a tag team Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, I could say it all day I swear to God you say one motherfuckin' thing to me I'll put you away I might not be God but I'm the next best thing Honor your honor, hail me as a king You die, he gets life, she pays, he's free See your destiny is all up to me "All Rise" You heard it, loud and clear But today, I take a load off in that electric chair I chose to play God, and judge you well Now I'm the one that's been sentenced to hell *Repeat chorus and last line till fade* ____________________________________________________ |
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BIZZAR 1.INTRO 2.BIZZAR 3.CHERRY PIE (I NEED A FREAK) 4.QUESTIONS 5.MR. HAPPY 6.RADIO STARS 7.MY AXE 8.IF 9.LET'S GO ALL THE WAY 10.LET A KILLA 11.JUGGALO'S PARADISE 12.CRYSTAL BALL ____________________________________________________ INTRO ____________________________________________________ To all who are recieving this broadcast, we are now entering the 13th hour of continuing Cloud Coverage. This on going event has been upgraded to a national emergency. It has been a sleepless night across Metro Detroit, as panic and terror has swept the streets. It seems much of Detroit, as well as the rest of the country are still unsetteled by this unexplainable cloud that still clutches the sky, from New York to Hanalulu, Miami to Fairbanks. The expansion of the cloud has subsided, but a wall of darkness and artifical night, grips the land. Witnesses now tell us, thousands upon thousands of people are emerging from sewers everywhere. Their faces are painted and..and... they look like...Clowns! The people are running and screaming, but eye witnesses say they're not in pain, its almost like a strange type of joy has overtaken them. At this time, we do not know where or why the people are running. But there seems to be an organized plan, directing their action. It's like a guiding force is giving them super-natural stamina. The emense crowd of clowns are now on the move, all in unison, moving in one direction, toward an unknown destination. Almost as if they see what others cannot, heeding an unaudible call that silently peirces this calm before the storm. ____________________________________________________ BIZZAR ____________________________________________________ I could get naked, right here, I'd look like a big pal polar bear Then I'd have to attack, fuck you up like that Psycopathic hatchet chops, Slappin ninjas outta hiding spots ??? Juggalo Nation is in the house To the left, to the right, over here, there, we everywhere. All these underground down with the bottom, bottom bottom b, b, bottom. Censor me from your radio list, Fuck ya'll *beep*, missed! Well I guess I'll never be a radio star, wouldnt work anyway, i'm way too bizzar Anybody here? Everybody here! We got to kill. Psycho right here! Anybody care? Dont nobody care! Jokers, Jokers, Jokers, Jokers Anybody here? Everybody here! We got to kill. Psycho right here! Anybody care? Dont nobody care! Whut? Whut! Whut? Whut! Whut? Whut! Shh, it's a dead body in my trunk, wanna see it? Fuck around and you'll be it Jamie Madrox and Monoxide Child, We get wild! Give it to me, Give it to me, Been waggalin my dick since the seventh grade, Freekshow grabbin my balls and gettin paid Thats my dukes bitch, We dont play, hair wigged out and my eyes all gray No more rappin, no more shows I'm goin back to school, and working at Kinkos I'll ride around on campus on a mountain bike all day Hey! I got the right of way! Stab, shoot, chop, cut, drill, I just wanna kill No matter where you go mother fucker, Dark Carnival aint far, And its way Bizzar Yo, this is Esham the Unholy, Eastside hoes and more, And right now, your enjoying a trip thats complete out your atmosphere A little stroll into the wicked realm that is Insane Clown Posse A journey into the Bizzar If you a juggalo and you wont sell out say: Fuck everybody on the dance floor If you ever Had to fuck a fat bitch in the mouth say: Fuck everybody on the dance floor If you want a little Faygo and you want it fast say: Fuck everybody on the dance floor If you like feeling up on your homeboys' ass say: oh, uh, shit These killas dont dance, we boogey We boogey woogey woo, thats all we do See ya, see ya, see ya I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back Dark Lotus theme for your colon Only team you on, Sunday bowling yloH si htxiS ehT Play that backwards for secret info Hold up a minute, damn, couldnt wait man All done, now if only I could choke someone Redrum, I root for stalkers, slap old ladies up off thier walkers Take my hand bitch, come along, it aint that far Welcome to the Bizzar! (2x) Anybody here? Everybody here! We got to kill. Psycho right here! Anybody care? Dont nobody care! Jokers, Jokers, Jokers, Jokers Anybody here? Everybody here! We got to kill. Psycho right here! Anybody care? Dont nobody care! Whut? Whut! Whut? Whut! Whut? Whut! ____________________________________________________ CHERRY PIE (I NEED A FREAK) ____________________________________________________ You learn fast. I'm no cherry honey, it's just that you're so damn big. Well you should have known, you fucking nympho bitch. Please be gentle,ooh you bastard, ohh you prick! I need a bitch, a special bitch, I need a bitch who pussy poppin booty switch I need a bitch, fellatio, on the freeway with my pedal to the floor I need a bitch, like cherry pie, I need a bitch like Bushwig Bill needs an eye I need a bitch, a alcoholic, I need a bitch pukin bend over my toilet A bitchy bitch, bitch about nothing, I need a bitch to jizm in her belly-button I need a bitch, a prostitute, she fucks my homies and we can split the loot I need my cherry pie Baby, I want you, baby, I want my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I need my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, give me my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie, I need a bitch, what kind of bitch? A bitch fresh out the pan, fresh out the pan I need a bitch like Harlem Williams needs a chin, (uh oh) I need a bitch, a mental case She catch me cheating, shoot us both in the face (bang bang) I need a hoe who can use me for my money (ching ching) I need a bitch like like Chris Candedo (sp?) whip his honey I need a freak,(need a freak) like cherry pie (like cherry pie) Like cookie cream, lemon ch-ch cherry pie I need a woman to let me hit it In the bushes raw at the herpe clinic (whut?) I need a bitch, (need a bitch) who like to fight (who like to fight) And get her nose ring ripped out like everynight (oww bitch!) I need my cherry pie Baby, I want you, baby, I want my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I need my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, give me my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie, I need a bitch in a cheap hotel, So I don't know which one to blame for the smell I need a bitch, that doesn't care, She likes to finger-fuck her booty in the mirror My cherry pie, my cherry pie My cherry pie, my cherry pie My cherry pie with lovin jello cherry pie, ch-cherry pie I need a bitch who can runa(?) A bitch who suck on dick like eminem's moma I need a bitch, (bitch) I need a slut (slut) I need a bitch who like banana's in her butt I need a bitch, (I need a bitch) Now more than ever (now more than ever) I need a bitch who gots a head that I can sever I need my cherry pie Baby, I want you, baby, I want my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I need my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, give me my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie, For a(?)cocksmen, you rate for the best. Ha, coming from you, thats a hell of a compliment right now. I hate to see you go. Who's leaving ya dumb bitch? Baby, I want you, baby, I want my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I need my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, give me my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I want my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, I need my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby, give me my cherry pie, Baby, I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie ____________________________________________________ QUESTIONS ____________________________________________________ Why? Why do these questions come to mind? When the answers just so far away. The question I ask myself everyday. Why, everytime I reach for the sky, I can only reach so high, why? Why, everytime I headbutt a brick wall, I always crack my skull, why? Why, everytime I stab somebody, I always get my clothes bloody, why? Why, everytime I drive down the wrong side of the street, everybody wanna beep? Why, everytime I'm broke and I sell rock, I wind-up in a cell block? why? Why, everytime I shoot somebody in the face, pigs give chace, why? Why, everytime I drink a little gasoline, I shit my spleen, why? Why, everytime I try to fly like a birdy, I wind-up on a gurney, dead, Tell me why Won't you tell me why, someone tell me why, Jesus tell me why, I must find out why. Won't you tell me why, someone tell me why, Jesus tell me why, I must find out why. Why, everytime I swallow a flat-head nail, my neck feels stale, why? Why, everytime I contact dark spirits, they wanna break my mirrors, why? Why, everytime I choke a friends neck, he don't come back, why? Why, everytime I stab my eyes with an ice pick, i can't see shit, why? Why, everytime I play chicken with a train, it wins the game, why? Why, everytime I wake the dead up, they try to eat my head up, why? Why, everytime I see my reflection, I see no direction, why? Why, everytime I order a taco, you want a bite, mother facko! Tell me why Won't you tell me why, someone tell me why, Jesus tell me why, I must find out why. Won't you tell me why, someone tell me why, Jesus tell me why, I must find out why. I admit I can't explain them, (my wisdom?) I admit I can't explain them, can't explain them. I admit I can't explain them, (my questions) I admit I can't explain them, I can't explain them. I admit I can't explain them, (my wisdom?) I admit I can't explain them, can't explain them. I admit I can't explain them, (my questions) I admit I can't explain them, I can't explain them. Why, everytime I raise my arms in celebration, player hation, why? Why, just because I'm dead, decayed and past, you give me no ass, why? Why, everytime I chew on thumbtacks, I get blood on my snacks, why? Why, everytime I kick faygos in the sky, you wanna know why? Why, everytime an angel wanna kiss me, it always says it'll miss me, why? Why does Shangra-la seem so far away, you better leave today, It don't matter why! Won't you tell me why, (Don't matter why) someone tell me why, Jesus tell me why, (Don't matter why) I must find out why. Won't you tell me why, (Don't matter why) someone tell me why, Jesus tell me why, (don't fucking matter?)I must find out why. Tell me, (you tell me), Tell me, (have to tell me) Tell me, (you will tell me) Tell me Let me ask you why ____________________________________________________ MR. HAPPY ____________________________________________________ Rub baby oil on your buttcheeks and slide on the counter Boys and girls, everybody gather around, all in together now Wheeeeee! I love you, I love you, (dance with me, dance with me) I love you (shake ya little butt, shake ya butt, come on) I love you. I must kill you, must kill you, must kill you, must kill you I'm kind of fat and I sweat alot, but thats the only bad quiky things that I got. That, and maybe the whole murdering aspect, but we aint even really got to that yet. I love people, (yes) I love everything about them, And thats why I gotta live life without them. (huh?) I know it don't make any sense to you, but fuck you, this song is about me, exclusively. Murder, Murderous, Murderation, A murdering mentality without an explination. I'm Mr. Happy and I ride a bike (ching!), I aint got a seat, I just sit on the pipe thing. I'll whistle, I sing, I'll pet your poodle. (Come here) I'll twist andsqueeze your neck like a wet noodle. Cause I'm so happy I'll stab your ass, and lay down next to you, dead on the grass, And say: "Oh it feels so good, every time I murder I get happy!!" Happy happy happy, it's gone, Happy happy happy, it's gone, Happy happy happy, it's gone, Happy happy happy, it's gone, Murder murder murder, you are, Murder murder murder, you are, Murder murder murder, you are, Murder murder murder, you are, I love you, so hand me your neck, (come on) Let me teach you about love and respect, Respect the fact that I love to kill! Wait a minute ya'll I gotta take my pill, Zanoff's, it works, I'm down to only 3 people a day My victims, I give them love and care, I don't wanna get blood everywhere, I don't use a chainsaw, or a butcher knife, that's so 90's, get it right, I never mutilate or chop my loves, all I really need is a pair of gloves, Or maybe a car, I'll run 'em down with it I know that can be messy, but the birds will get it, Don't you see that I love you? ??Idiots?? I'm Mr. Happy, I'm all about fun, Now get in the pit and try to kill someone! "Oh it feels so good, every time I murder I get happy!!" Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) My bike has a basket full of strawberries, I picked them myself, Along with apples and cherries and lemons and oranges and boogers and limes, Plus thers's a Faygo in there, but that's mine, Red flowers, like after your dead, I plant seeds and grow them out the side of your head, I got flowers all over the backyard, in the form of a Jokers Card (uh-oh) Feels good, I'm like the Choko of my neighborhood, I'm one of them midnight creeps at Denny's, talking to myself and licking my pennies I got a french fry hanging out of my beard, Dont't go near that guy, he's wierd. You know I'm all good and everythings all right, When you hear this scream in the middle of the night, like this: "Oh it feels so good, everytime I murder I get happy!!" Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) I'll fucking kill you, Wooo! Come here you little bitch! Come on! Everybody, let me cut your neck in half, Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Happy happy happy, it's gone, (I love you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) Murder murder murder, you are, (Must kill you) You little bitch! ____________________________________________________ RADIO STARS ____________________________________________________ Occasionally, the overwhelming temptation to reach the pinnacle of the pop music genre, will reduce even the most deplorable examples of the underground music scene to attempt to change their so-called artistic endevors, in a vain attempt to appeal to the public at large. Behold, the metamorphisis: Uh, fuck platinum, platinum just ain't enough, We need more money, more house and cars and stuff, I'm sick of juggalos, I want them other hoes, I want them shitty hoes You get with radio and videos, we'll do whatever it takes to get some air play, We'll make that bounce shit, triple our sales and pay, Yeah, come on Shaggy. What? Follow my lead. Let's go. It's time we change our shit up to get what we need. Come on. Uh, radio play! Yo! Yo! Come on and ride me, ride me, Pull! Pull!! Come on and hide me, hide me, Cat black(?) I'm gonna grow(?) one, gold one, Club Cat(?) You want them old ones, old ones, Black, black, ??? Love me, I'm on the radio, radio, Cut, cut, We gonna throw it away, throw it away, Give up, Give us the radio play, radio play, What? Hey! What? What? What? Hey! What? What? What? Hey! What? Hey! What? What? What? Hey! What? What? What? Hey! ??? The pathetic attempts never ceits. The moronic musical onslaught contiues to insult the intelligence of the savy consumer. How much more can an audience be asked to endure? Didn't work, ah fuck, what happend? They always told us that we sucked at rapping, Well I don't know how to play a guitar, I'll play the skin flute to be a radio star, I'm sick of keeping it real, and underground, I want the ten millions fans sellout radio sound, Even though we'll be played next summer, Show me a radio dick, and I'll show you a hummer Here we go, oh my god Joey fell in love with a college girl, She had a backpack and a pony tail, She said her name was Lisa but I do not know, She drinks disco lemonade and cherry jello, I can put my Buddy Holly glasses on, I can even sing one of these faggot songs, I can play in checkerd pants and never smile, Whatever's cool for your radio (?) Tommy fell in love with a college... The borish, bumbeling buffons are baffeld in their journey through the music business. Each sonnet is more rediculous than the last. Their strides towards musical success are little more than a stumble into complete failur. That was bullshit. What the fuck? You think of something! I'm sitting here trying to write hits, your doing nothing, You wrote the crump(?) shit, but did it work? No. It flopped on its ass. At least I tried though. Alright, ain't no need to be fighting with each other, We need to start talking about relationships and lovers. Why? Can you sing? No. Niether can I. If we're gonna be radio stars, we atleast gotta try. ? Remix, uh, remix, Clownboy, uh, feel me, touch me, Clownboy, remix, uh Girl, I gotta let you know, on radio, I wanna lick you from head to toe, Girl, your perfume, it's smelling so sweet, I wanna make love, between the sheets, Girl, play my song, when I'm on the phone long, I'm a radio man, and I know that I can't sing, yes I can Give me one more chance, and I'll make you dance, Girl, we make radio songs, for radio fans, we can't go wrong, (4x) Girl, so you fucked my boy, I don't give a fuck, After years of endless attempts, ICP received almost no radio play. Finally, the two dim witted idiots decided to stay with the wicked shit for life. ____________________________________________________ MY AXE ____________________________________________________ I love my Faygo, I love pills, Shaggy, I love my buddies, my hatchetman but I love my axe My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk, Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk, My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh, Me and my axe cut biggots spinal cords in half, My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back, Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack, My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him, Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain, Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, My axe is my buddy, we right planets wrongs, Me and my axe leave biggots deads on richies lawns My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry, Me and my axe will leave a bivot(?) for your eye, ??? My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump, Me and my axe will leave you hopping on a stump Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see, Dont't you hear the branches cry? Asking for the reasons why, If they hang so many men, from the branches off of them, Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way, Look into the moons beam, can you fathom what its seen? Bodies draging from a truck, driven by a biggot fuck, Why you think that heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard sky Ain't no covering tracks, and thats why I'm here, and oh yes.. My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head, Me and my axe will make your white pony's red, My axe is my buddy, you let that ditzy wave Me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave (oh oh oh oh....) (Tylenol, tylenol, tylenol...) My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees Me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Sw-ii-ing , chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swiiiiii-ing, chop chop chop, Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swi-ii-ing, chop chop chop, Everybody, everybody, everybody run, Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop ____________________________________________________ IF ____________________________________________________ In order for one to metamorphises from ones inner-self being projected out into the astral plane, and to rematerialize into an inanimate object, or another living organism for that matter, is entirely and absolutley an impossible. However, If I was your TV, I'd be like, "look at me" If I was a shooting star, I'd be like "Shhh...ping!" If I was a fat bitches thong, I'd be like "Hell naw!" If I was a hotties thong, I'd be like "Aww" If I was a cuss word, I'd just be like "Fuck" If I was a rock on the moon, I'd be chillin like "Sup?" If I was a butthole, I'd just be an exit If I was the D.O.C, I'd be like "Man, this is bullshit" If I was your tires on your car, I'd be like "Yeeerrrrrr!" If I was the bumper on your car, I'd be like "Ow fuck!" If I was a ballon, I'd be like "Pap!! Psshh..." If I was Mellisa Milano, I'd be fuckin Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ, I'd probably say "The Point, 103" If I was a richy ass bitch, I'd be like "Um, okay" If I was Spin magizine, I'd put a mirror on the cover, and be like "Fuck us, and all our readers, even this motherfucker" If I was your mental stress, I'd be catching up If I was your headaches, everynow and then I'd be like "Thuuuuump" And if I was your tounge, I'd be hating your teeth, I'd be like "Oww! Why you alway bite me, everytime we try to eat?" If I was a chair, I'd be like "Sit here" And if I was Kid Rock, I'd cut my feathered wolf hair If I was your muffler, I'd be like "Shh, quietly" And if I was a price tag, I'd be like, "You ain't buyin me" If I was a fresh DJ, I'd be like ...... If I was Jam Master J, I'd be like ..... If I was a cheap clock radio, I'd be like "Ffffff (tune that mother fucker in) If I was Berry White, I'd be like "What up ya'll?" If I was a nipple in the cold, I'd be like (Boing) If I was your dead uncle, I'd be like..... If I was a raindrop, I'd just be like .... And if I had an axe and your neck, I might say "Chop!" If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but you're killing me If I was, if I was, but you're killing me If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air, into an ocean of juggalos If I was Andre the Giant, "This is how I'd be like" If I was Father MC, I'd be like "Now, what happend?" If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror, and look each other dead in the face, crystal clear If I was a slider, I'd slide out your butt, I'd be floatin in your toilet, looking at you like "whut?" If I was a pilot, I'd be like "Traffic control" If I was John Denver, I'd be like "Nooooo!" If I was a switch, I'd be like "Flick me" If I was a london cop car, I'd be like "Weee Wooo Weee Wooo" If I was Chewbacca, I'd get me a fresh ass fade If I was Vanilla Ice, I'd be like "Fuck ya'll, I'm still paid" If I was a stop sign, I'd just be like "Stop" If I was your wooden leg, I'd still be given you the hip hop If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but you're killing me If I was, if I was, but you're killing me If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be ____________________________________________________ LET'S GO ALL THE WAY ____________________________________________________ Ain't nobody jealous, everybody has they own Nobody locked up, everybody, everybody is free to roam Look at that scrubby with a hottie on his side, Look at them rich kids, poor kids, everybody together on the same side And they down (?) Let's go all the way, Let's go all the way Let's go all the way, Let's go all the way Let's go all the way.... Ain't nobody left out, everybody gets to go It can never be too crowded, come on, we still pickin up some more Don't nobody hate you, player hate you, There aint no hate at all Got plenty hands that'll catch you, they'll catch you And they'll never let you fall, you ain't gotta worry all of ya'll Let's go all the way, Let's go all the way Let's go all the way, Let's go all the way Let's go all the way.... Never no sickness, no sickness, nobody has to die (has to die) Heavens answer, when we get there, never have to wonder why (never wonder why) Won't nobody rush you, nope, be what you want to be Can you guess what this place is? Your future, make it a reality All you have to do is follow me Let's go all the way, Let's go all the way Let's go all the way, Let's go all the way Let's go all the way.... Let's go all the way, Let's go all the way Let's go all the way, Let's go all the way Let's go all the way.... ____________________________________________________ LET A KILLA ____________________________________________________ I'm sick of this bullshit. All these bitches thinkin they the fuckin whip, just cause they got a neden. Fuck your neden bitch. That's right, and don't call me sexiest, cause I ain't sexist, I'm the sexiest. But I ain't sexist. If I'm sexist, then I'm the sexiest sexist, bitch. Call me sexy sex. Sexy sexist. I see you hoes on TV, glamerous models, super celebraties Rolls Royce, fine wines and class, You need to come down to the hood and let me spank that ass I want a famous hoe, a bitch on top with some helly bank roll, I been chasing the girl from Letters to Cleo, but she broke her knee-o Mariah Carey, me in, forget it, if ODB hit it, I can't fuck with it Nothing against Ol Dirty or nothing, but he's at least gotta have herpes or something I wouldn't mind fucking Brittnay Spears, in a cheap hotel with ceiling mirrors With that bitch in a couple of weeks, I'd have her hooked on crack rock, workin the streets All those hoes fantasize about juggalo scrubs in between they thighs But they too scared to let it be, so instead they fuck Ricky Martin, And pretend its me....don't you hoe? Let a killa fuck you, let a killa fuck you Let a killa fuck you right, Let a killa fuck you, let a killa fuck you Never come back in the night Let a killa fuck you, let a killa fuck you Let a killa fuck you right, Let a killa fuck you, let a killa fuck you Never come back in the night Huh, lets see, where to begin? Knock knock, who's there? A ball sac for your chin I be fuckin them business hoes, at job, From the interns up to the presidents wife They surley ain't famous but I still put them in the buck, Leave the glitzy glamour to J, I dont give a fuck But Clyde walked in, his jaw dropped down, Act like he ain't never seen the buttcheeks of a clown I had the secretary on top of the desk, Asshole naked, I was in the cigar chest Smokin up Cuban blunts with the janitor, Fucked all them hoes at job, ask my manager (yep) Business woman in executive halls, Let ya head down and tounge slap my balls Some of them bitches are a little bit old, Dusty ass neden with a loopy fold Like this one chick I fucked in the dark, Had the bitch moaning like a happy ass retard We finished, turn on the lights on, it was pourin Oh shit! What? Sharon Osbourn! Let a killa fuck you, let a killa fuck you Let a killa fuck you right, Let a killa fuck you, let a killa fuck you Never come back in the night Let a killa fuck you, let a killa fuck you Let a killa fuck you right, Let a killa fuck you, let a killa fuck you Never come back in the night I wanna fuck Carmen Electra, Cause she'll fuck anybody, first day she met ya But as soon as you fall off the map, She on to the next guy like "Sup?.....baby" Let me fuck a famous hoe, one night, I'll post a video up on our web site Me and Shaggy might sit with the stars, But my boys are out back, breakin in to your cars Dumb hoes, quit fuckin them richies With silky shirts on and turtle neck dickies Frenchies, straight out the hair salon, With a faggot ass name like Jean We the ones from the other side Yellin "Clown Luv Bitch" out the ghetto ride I won't take you on any expensive trips, But I'll part your neden lips You wanna ride with them, or us Jaguar with Ken or a Sempter bus Fuck you then, we don't need you hoes ICP forever with the juggalos Let a killa fuck you, let a killa fuck you Let a killa fuck you right, Let a killa fuck you, let a killa fuck you Never come back in the night.... I'm sick of this bullshit. Thats right, you need to stay on TV, cause this is my reality. Well I'm even sick of these hotties, in the real world, like at the beach. I see you at the beach, bitch, wearing your thong bikinni. You're one of them beach bitches, you one of them beaches at the bitch..you...uh....Your a bitch at the beach, and I'm sick of that shit! Because the bottom line is this, I'm gonna go to the mother fucking bitch, with my mother fucking speedos on. And I'm gonna walk up and down the beach like "Sup bitch?" Ha ha ha...bitch.... Oohh, your gonna have fun..... ____________________________________________________ JUGGALO'S PARADISE ____________________________________________________ I'm sweating again, I always do, I should probably take another pill or two In the mirror, I see the face of Frankenstien, And that face is mine I go to work at Subway, slicing ham (chop chop) Cut my finger off again (Arghhh damn!) I walk home, tryin to dodge and hide from thugs, They like to beat on scrubs I go through this all the time though, I call, "J, where the fuck you at?" "The mall," "Did you get your ass stomped again?" "No!....yes..ha ha....so? Nobody sees what I see, do they? They just cast me aside, put me away No friends, no style, no place to go, Til I went juggalo! Its all in you (everybody!) It's all for you (hey hey!) It's all in you (come on!) It's all thats left to do, Thats why it's all in you (Juggalos!) It's all for you It's all in you It's all thats left to do, Thats why it's all in you (Juggalos!) Look at me now man, brain dead, I could de-rail a fucking train with my forehead I now live by the Carnival dominion, So mother fuck your opinion I'm a looney path, I kill pedestrians, families, neighbors, best of friends, anybody And if I don't kill them, I keep them in my basement and drill 'em dead Just kiddin, all I really did is unlock the forbiden I just let my fucking mind unwind, I don't care what you think, you don't inner-twine Fuck the world, fuck everybody in it, Even the Sneaker Pimps girl, I'd fuck her in a minute You can live to impress and dress fresh bitch, I don't care, fuck everybody out there! Rydas, loonies, stalkers, fat mans, gangstas, nymphos, crackheads, assholes I smoke peace pipes with indian war chiefs I steal jewels with chinese ninja theives I dress well like yuppies and cruh walls I throw giant ice bergs like snowballs I surf tidal wave, drink molten rock I'll put a fucking tornado in a headlock I'll go to Italy and straighten that tower Whatever the fuck I want, with the juggalo's power It's all in you (Juggalos!) It's all for you (come on!) It's all in you (hey hey hey) It's all thats left to do, Thats why it's all in you (hey hey) It's all for you (come on!) It's all in you (hey) It's all thats left to do thats why it's all in you Psychos, ex-convicts, cleptos, whinos, (?), lions, strangla's (?) Here I go again, another day, dealing with these mother fucking idiots at Subway. It's ok, cause now I see behind it and I keep myself reminded. None of these 9 to 5 robet puppets that I see are any better than me, Mother Fucka! They just struggalin, in the world they choose. I'm waitin on the wagons, with my juggalos. ____________________________________________________ CRYSTAL BALL ____________________________________________________ Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Dark Lotus Family, Its Our World Lookin my crystal ball its alright Welcome, my curious sisters and brothers First, put a twenty in the jar with the others (Thats right take a seat) Aint no smokin in here, i need to keep my ball clear There spirits in there (Whats your future, someone gonna shoot ya) Will you get your girlfriend back, as if i know that I can only tell you where your soul is headed And will remain eternaly embeded, the rest forget it Life is nothin but a test to clear Did you have a heart while you where here And was it sincere? Your still unraveling your future right now What kinda person are ya bro, oh, where there you go You control your own muthafuckin' destiny I aint lettin' the devil get the best of me (I'm gonna make it into shangra-la) golden walls Whats up with you check your own crystal balls Lookin my crystal ball its allright Layback, evolve, and Ill be alright Lookin in my crystal ball im seein' thugs Both catchin' and firin' slugs (paper for drugs) I see a line waiting on block cheese a mile long, all tryin to be strong (Its the same old song) But when i look into everybodys faces (smile) Thier soul are headed other places And they aint worried about payin them dues down here (Because they mother fuckin future is crystal clear) The focus switches to you and it ain't good All mad cause someone rolls up out the neighborhood Check your self and the judgement was passed, Yo, you be in hell (right up the ass-hole) It will get ya if ya let it pack your speedo's I hear its hot where you headed Im trying to tell ya now (when the grimreaper calls) You dont wanna be ass out grippin' your crystal balls Lookin my crystal ball its alright Layback, evolve, and Ill be alright Lookin my crystal ball its alright Layback, evolve, and Ill be alright Look into my crystal ball its all black And everybodys frozen in time front to back Their controlled by the matrix of mind, body and soul And im branded by the system of carnival freekshow I see the fame analyize cause nothin is the skyz Its the same as seein the death in the demons eyes Im high in my sights, from the truth of my crystal ball Believe me when i say we comin for all of ya'll Look deep into my crystal ball See the dead smokin on trees and drinking alchohol Underneath the street beneath the concrete If you listen to the night you can hear my heart beat All painted up buried in a axe and shit Juggalo love got each others backs and shit Incased in glass for the whole world to see Am I inside, or is the crystal ball inside of me Lookin my crystal ball its allright x8 Layback, evolve, and Ill be alright (fades out) rain comes down (Lookin my crystal ball its allright) repeats until song ends ____________________________________________________ |
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THE PENDULUM 1.THE DIRT BALL 2.MURDER,MURDER,MURDER 3. BUCKS 4.BLAM! 5.SLEEP WALKER 6.R-U-A RYDA? 7.SHE AIN'T AFRAID 8.SLIM ANUS 9.DEAD END W/ICE T 10.RED NECK HOE 99' 11.SOMEBODY'S DISSIN' 12.THE AMAZING MAZE 13.OLD SCHOOL PERVERT 14.WHO? 15.MEAT CLEAVER ____________________________________________________ THE DIRTBALL ____________________________________________________ Galacto Inspector do you read me? Yes Captain. Status? Completed. Your mission was to land on the Dirtball and explore it thoroughly. You were to monitor the activities of a common life on the Dirtball, And study peoples life styles. Their general habits of living in their strange society. Yes. Have you done that Galacto Inspector? Yes I have Captain. Very well, may we have your report? A strange place this Dirtball is A lot of guns a lot of rich folks spitting on bums A lot of hoodlums These are just the bums that are really pissed off Why? Probably cuz they been ripped off by the system Cops, they ride around in little cars And throw folks behind bars, like little jars. They supposed be there just to serve and protect, But they just punch faces a lot, and choke necks. Then they got the higher ups they call judges, and they rule the land. This I don't understand. First of all they like to dress this bitch up in a robe. On top of all that, "What?" he's mad old. And he hates anybody that looks different then he did back when he was a kid, But that shit was like 400 years ago. Captain "Yes Galacto" I just don't know. Any kid that was going to jail. Yeah? He looked me dead in the face and said "Stale." Then my cloaking device must of went dead. Why? Cause the old ass judge looked at me and said. This is our world This is our world This is our world This is our world So get the fuck out This is our world This is our world This is our world This is our world So get the fuck out Very interesting, thank you Galacto Inspector Now probes Data (Day-ta) and Data (Da-ta), do your read me? Yes, here sir. What information were you able to gather for us on your recent voyage to the Dirtball? This is professor Data. My transmission signal is weak and my communication is shattered. We came in contact with several different specimens of life. Everything has got a price even if it's wrong or right. Upon sight people judge and stereo type. Their forms of government and religion are glorified. Purified as the waters that are now polluted. Members of the flock recruited for duty, locked up, or instituted. This is doctor Data I phase with the planet to see how they medicate her. She's high off that cane. Depending how you slang you can get most anything. From a nickel bag of grain to a lucy worth of cane. Maintain communication Data here again Their leader is determined by the vote of many men Although he's only human and slightly over weight. He control's and manipulates their whole United States. I call to the white castle. Secret service on the phone giving me a hassle. He said the information I requested was denied. Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied. This is our world This is our world This is our world This is our world So get the fuck out This is our world This is our world This is our world This is our world So get the fuck out Judging from the information so far collected The Dirtball may not be the ideal place to land our craft After receiving this information we'll make our final judgment. Fleek are you there? I'm here, but hold up captain cause this ain't good. I'm getting chased by some fat rednecks in white hoods. I think there trying to kill me "Well what do you mean?" It seems they got a problem with the fact that I'm green I guess on the Dirtball they all hate each other If it ain't were your from, it's your skin color Let me get my phaser tron out, hold up (buzz) "What was that?" I smoked 'em But what really fuckin turns my tentacles is their relationships. They swell each other's lips. I see men that ain't shit in their daily life. So they come home drunk and beat they wife. She forgives him when he say's he didn't mean it. You ask me they can both suck my petty lip. I give up captain beam me back to Zelaloovy. Another thing they love to watch horror movies. But your not allowed to be scary on a CD. They tried to ban this one group ICP. I went to see 'em in concert J grabbed me by the head, And then he took his microphone and said . This is our world This is our world This is our world This is our world So get the fuck out This is our world This is our world This is our world This is our world So get the fuck out This is our world This is our world This is our world This is our world So get the fuck out This is our world This is our world This is our world This is our world So get the fuck out This is our world This is our world This is our world This is our world So get the fuck out This is our world This is our world This is our world This is our world So get the fuck out Get the fuck out So get the fuck out Get the fuck out So get the fuck out Get the fuck out So get the fuck out Get the fuck out So get the fuck out ____________________________________________________ MURDER,MURDER,MURDER ____________________________________________________Murder, Murder, Mur…Murder Murder Murder, Murder, Mur…Murder Murder First I plan my escape Nothing on papes and leave the scene without a trace I'm lookin' dead in her face But she don't see me I'm unnoticed I head straight to her bedroom window for better focus Hokus pokus I see the door's unlocked, I let myself in Head for her room, with plans of murder and mayhem There she go, there that bitch lay Living on this earth to my dismay Time to pay Palms are sweaty, I'm about to vomit I grab the knife out of my belt and jab it in her stomach Again, and again and now she's screaming like I care But I could give a fuck less Before she dies I grab her by her blood soaked hair And tell her shit's gonna be alright on my end I'm glad it happened this way Back in my daughters life again Ain't it a shame that it came to this Life goes on except for one less bitch Ain't it a trip? Murder, Murder, Murder You never heard of redrum in reverse Bodies in the hearse Now your life's gone cause we wanted you to die Time to kiss your ass good bye Don't ask why Murder, Murder, Murder You never heard of redrum in reverse Bodies in the hearse Now your life's gone cause we wanted you to die Time to kiss your ass good bye Don't ask why It was Tuesday, December 24th '97 Time on the clock 1:11 Thinking bout sending somebody to heaven Or the crossroads A fate of a soul lies in my hands I suppose Now I'm wearing dark clothes Parked on the side street Peepin out the scenery Make sure nobody seeing me As I move to the trunk of the stolen car Up to the back door with the crow bar So far the plans fool proof Called from the phone booth Got the message machine Nobody's on the scene Kicked in the backdoor, 1:34 Looking for the family dog Thor Kicked em in the jaw with the work boots Knocked a couple teeth loose Smacked em in the mouth with my empty deuce deuce Then I smile Break his neck and watch him piss on kitchen tile Never liked him since the day he tried to play me vile, And tried to bite me Stab a steak knife in his head So much for that man's best friend Now I'm all up in the place and In the bedroom masturbating Cummin on the sheets and pillow cases Fuck that bitch She's just a cunt and her mothers nothing but a slut Can't wait to seal her mouth shut 2:30 she returns home from work Nice blouse, tight shirt Business attire for this hooker for hire Threw the keys to the table, said baby are you home Didn't expect to see Bones we're alone And she's reaching for the telephone to call the police Strangled with the chord, now deceased In the process of her suffocation Finger fucked her for demonstration Let her know I know her many faces Now she's dead in the closet Hangin out with all the winter clothes In the struggle suffered a bloody nose But I'm straight though As I move to the bathroom to wash my hands It's all part of the plan Don't think you understand see? Murder, Murder, Murder You never heard of redrum in reverse Bodies in the hearse Now your life's gone cause we wanted you to die Time to kiss your ass good bye Don't ask why ____________________________________________________ BUCKS ____________________________________________________ Yeah, hehehe Hahaha Hey yo J What's up player? You know they don't like juggalos over there Right bucks says you don't get nothin Man, let me tell you somethin Check this out (What up?) It might sound shady But I fuck a rich hoe named Grady They call her that cause her hair is blue She's one of them rebellious rock chicks too Anyway she has a big hoop in her neden Rings, chains, needles, pins, and things Tatoos it might sound fierce But I swear to God the bitch gots her butthole pierced She told me she liked it rough I'm like straight First thing she did was punch me in the face I'm about to plant one to her jaw Before I could she was tonging my balls Oooooh whadablah I dropped my weapon Looked down and my nuts was kicksteppin We was butt naked all over the floor It felt weird though cause we was at the Faygo store Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Hey yo Shaggy What up playa? You know they don't like juggalos over there Right bucks says you don't get nothing Man, let me tell you somethin I've done fuck bitches both sides of the border Nuthin like Greta the millionaire's daughter Something like 950 sumthin pounds 5'8" tall and she love clowns Bitch had titties like water balloons My boys used to swing off 'em like baboons She'd buy us chocolates, swiss cheese pie And take it, and bake it completely naked An ocean of loopness it ain't like nuthin Just jump anywhere in the mess and start humpin Don't really matter where I stick my dick I just reach, and grab, and stab, and jab But that ain't the reason that I love this hoe She used to do a funny little trick with my dick hole She'd blow into it and make a wish And my nuts would expand like puffer fish Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town But when she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town But when she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Momma don't like this wicked clown (Naww) I might come from the dark side of town (Yeah) But when she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in Momma don't like this wicked clown I might come from the dark side of town When she's gone and you're alone again bucks says you'll let me in ____________________________________________________ BLAM! ____________________________________________________ You don't know how we do things Shut the door and don't fuckin say shit I'ma bust you, gimme that fuckin wrench I'm gonna crack this fuckin kid in the skull Listen here motherfucker you don't know how we do things You shut the fuck up Look some motherfuckers don't play that shit I'm one of them motherfuckers Don't fuck with me I'm warning you what the Don't fuck with me, you cocksucker Shut, shut up I transcend And get you through the grape vines Rappers is dime a dozen Like your cars and train times This is the shit I'm not the ordinary prick I holla it, step back Jack Or collide with two fist Blam! To your chin Blam! To your skull Now tell me who the brother with the biggest balls rising From here to Reno pesky like a mosquito Tougher than Scarface so call me Al Pacino Wishing like Skeeto to meet the Beatles Eating some frito's a cool cat daddy like Chester Cheeto Chanting like the Santo Domingo Munks mortuary, then it goes to the cemetary Met a girl named Carrie She told me she loved me and it's scary Like Chuck Berry I string funky guitars Swoopin down on brothers like they were far better Deal caps get peeled Raps get dealed and dealt Twelve inches keep spinning Turntables with felt Now give a little cut can you That's enough cause I represent a style That be fuckin tough and built like a Tonka truck Because I take abuse and keep on Survival of the fittest, first rule of the strong I'm not made by Nabisco, but I drink Cisco When I go to Hardee's I always order me a Frisco Combo meal .95 Oh what a deal Would you like that supersized for 35 cents? For real? Ok go ahead just don't do no hockin on my bread Can I substitute my drink with a milkshake instead? Yes sir, your total comes to .88 Who I'm tryin to feed, Michigan State? Can you relate? Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with Badder than bad coming from MoTown Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with You don't wanna fuck with me Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with Badder than bad coming from MoTown Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with You don't wanna fuck with me Clap on, clap off like the clapper I'm such a hotstepper Drinkin some Dr. Pepper With my nigga Jed he's the wrecker Microphone check 1, 2, 1, 2 Now tell me mufuckas what you came to do I came to bring the skills And try to pay the phone bills I saw Jack and Jill Doin the nasty at the top of the hill Comic books, and bitches is the shit that I dig I don't wanna grow up cause I'm a Toys R Us kid I get lost in space like Will Robinson, Danger! Call on the dragon sword cause I'm a mighty morphin power ranger Hitting on the scene with karate kicks ODin on the sugar with the pixie sticks And a big ol' fat glass of grape Kool-Aid Chillin with senior citizens enjoyin the shade Stayin paid couting the big old wad of cash Hittin on the scene like Jumpin Jack Flash I dash some pepper, achoo it made me sneeze Always itchin my balls like I have some type of fleas Oh baby please, what you see's is what you get A goof ball with long hair growin wild like a chia pet We just met, you know how I come across As I enforce, sweatier than intercourse Spicier that hot sauce Reinforce your lyrics, lyricist cause I'm a smash Takin your titles and I'm not gonna stop Till your career crash Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with Badder than bad coming from MoTown Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with You don't wanna fuck with me Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with Badder than bad coming from MoTown Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with You don't wanna fuck with me Hickory dickory dock Tell them hoes they better stay off my cock Cause I rolls with a pack of lunatics down the block Mad alliance, big giants House of Krazee's runnin shit for the '96 and then some Represetin mad skills, pay the bills Gotta act, bustin hands on the dub sack Now tell me who got the ill rhymes? Got your toe tappin like Gregory Heinz uh Running shit like a marathon I'm stronger than teflon And use my liquid friend to get my drink on Well I'm sluggin bigger than the average nig Got an attitude I get rude You disrespect me and I'll split your wig Nig nig nack paddy wack My name is Mr. Bones dunkin lyrics In your ears like Eddie Jones You better give it up for the original individual in disguise So open your eyes, surprise I fade em all like Jamal I'm standin tall with my back to the wall A bad brother like Lou Brawls I fold ya, I thought I told ya Gun in the holster Thought patterns were deeper than the minds of Minolta I ain't actin this ain't no play Been eatin Pladoh and paint chips since I was 8 Can you relate? Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with Badder than bad coming from MoTown Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with You don't wanna fuck with me Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with Badder than bad coming from MoTown Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with You don't wanna fuck with me Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with Badder than bad coming from MoTown Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with You don't wanna fuck with me Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with Badder than bad coming from MoTown Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with You don't wanna fuck with me Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with Badder than bad coming from MoTown Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with You don't wanna fuck with me Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with Badder than bad coming from MoTown Blam! Very, very difficult to fuck with You don't wanna fuck with me ____________________________________________________ SLEEP WALKER ____________________________________________________ Welcome everyone Nate it's good to see you back People we have a new member today I'd like you to meet him He's gonna stand up and tell us What's going on with him and What he wants to change about himself If you will Ummm hello everybody My name is Violent J and I'm an axe murderer (Hi Violent J) Ok now remember we all have similar problems And that's why we're all here To help each other work them out Well I just hope you guys don't think I'm crazy but uh (Tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us) Ok I will tell you if you don't tell no one else Think I have a problem and I probably could use help You know the midnight killer that's been all over TV I'm not totally sure but I think it could be me Something happens to me when I'm sleeping in the night Wake up in my backyard with a shovel and a knife Filling up a hole again I've dug up 32 I know all my dreams of murder probably all are true I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night I walk around my neighborhood in my slippers and my sweats Snoring loud and mumbling steady squeezin necks Never have to worry about traffic or the cops All I have to do is stay away from donut shops I remember napping time in kindegarten class Wasn't quite a killer yet, I'd only beat some ass Never very popular most kids would point and stare That's why I bring the Nyquill and drink that shit right there I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night I think, well I hope it's like All bigots and richies that I'm killing but Probably an occasional innocent bystander every now and then That's ok we all make mistakes But are you absoutely sure that It's even you doing these killings? The more I think about it all I see that it could be Everytime I meet a girl and bring her home with me Wake up in the morning there's no sign of my sweetheart Yet I see another hole is dug up in my yard Denny's all night murders, and the Kinko's killing spree Missing Sunday paper boys I can't believe it's me I'm the only one from summer camp that made it home Could this really be what's goin on? Let me sleep on it I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night Ride around on possum back and eat with the racoons Chirpin with the crickets naked underneath the moon Every morning I wake up and check if I've been gone Muddy boots, and Steak 'n Shake food wrappers on my lawn I cannot imagine just to think what I have done Sat there eating chili fries and slaughtered everyone Tried to see a hypnotist to get inside my head But woke up and found that bitch dead because I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night I choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) Stab 'em (stab 'em) Right Choke 'em (choke 'em) Kill 'em (kill 'em) And sleep right through the night I choke em (choke 'em) ____________________________________________________ R-U-A RYDA? ____________________________________________________ Hehe Hey yo This this bitch wanna know Is she a ryda? Hehehe R-U-A Ryda? I don't need you all up on my nuts no more That's what the wrinkles are there for, recognize Besides you could never ride with us You'll never slide with us, coincide with us I been inside your puss so many times it's loopy I look at you naked my dick goes droopy Scoop me, shit black truck rolls on You's a ryda like my name's Malone dumb bitch Hell yeah I'm a ryda Weed rollin high lighter Straight up Detroit 7 mile East sider Do you wanna ride with me? You really ain't a thug, but you tried to be Riches to rags hopes and your tattooed tears I'm from the old school I had it hard for years Psychopathic Rydas fool M O B Foe Foe in this bitch, you wanna fuck with me, muthafuckas? The truck is black I pulls my gat Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah) It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo) Can we ride? (Whoo whoo) The truck is black I pulls my gat Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah) It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo) Can we ride? (Whoo whoo) I pack big heat cause of these streets I'm so fed Rags hangin out my back pocket And one around my forehead Mack daddy in the caddy Throwing up the gang signs If you're from the same clique Then you're throwin up the same signs If not the shit pops, we spit glocks and hit spots Ignites, shells drop Then we bail from cops Boo yeah like in the chronicles, feelin bionicle Get high with me Yo ryda, then come ride with me Full clip, Psychopathic Rydas and Full Clip go together Like home arrest and a tether You better, run tell a friend Your momma, your daddy, your greasy headed granny They all can't stand me (Fuck 'em) Cause my dick goes in to find their daughters neden holes Blow it out then I'm out no doubt Every day that pass my game gets tighter Psychopathic style muthafucka I'm a ryda The truck is black I pulls my gat Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah) It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo) Can we ride? (Whoo whoo) The truck is black I pulls my gat Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah) It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo) Can we ride? (Whoo whoo) Fuck with Lil' Shank huh? Get off, before I cock my gat and blow your eyebrows off You invadin my space with your mean muggin face If you feelin froggish bitch, jump and get a taste Yo I keep it in my waste line Stick like a base line Pull out my heat, fear and power at the same time Black skull cap keep my khakis creased Rydas got love from the West to the East I was born in this fucked up world ryda brown 10 years old slangin dope by the pound Out of bounds, no limit till my dirt Bitch tried to break my heart and got her back hurt I'll let you ride if you suck my dick And Bullet dick, and the rest of the clique yeah You finished? Cool, no doubt Now put your clothes on and get the fuck out bitch The truck is black I pulls my gat Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah) It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo) Can we ride? (Whoo whoo) The truck is black I pulls my gat Gang affiliated and it's like that (Yeah) It's all about the hoes, dang fame, and loot R-U-A Ryda? (Whoo) Can we ride? (Whoo whoo) ____________________________________________________ SHE AIN'T AFRAID ____________________________________________________ So whats up man this shit ain't goin down Trust me, trust me I know her man itt's gonna go down just be cool, be cool She's never gonna buy that shit Trust me Alright look, Then I'ma go in there And I'm just gonna start freakin that bitch down She ain't gonna say shit watch (Door opens) Damn Tina you look mighty comfortable laying there naked You mind if I go ahead and pull my dick out Oh no, hell no You like that? I like to have my face fucked That really gets me going And I like what he's doing to me right now He's stroking my pussy really lightly Man there's all types of pussy rubbing and shit goin on What the fuck I'm supposed to do Fuck my face Man come on man This my hook up Come on man let me get that shit This is my hook up man get your ass away Come on man let me fuck her first This my shit Shut up, what I need is his cock in my ass Uhh uhh uhh you like it don't you? Let's get high and just fuck I'll hit you till you bleed And we could just blame it on the weed Little freak Sucking me off making my knees weak Rubbing my nuts when I cum making my voice tweak She makes me feel like a champion Late night when I call She knows what's happening I got a box of condoms and a mind full of tricks A freak just for fucking with my balls and my dick Get started Legs parted I hit it so hard the pussy farted And now it's time to depart it She took the rubber off And then she shoved it in her mouth It felt like I came from down South Know about it Pussy pleasing's just a part of the game You gotta bang it till it falls right off I do the same Rub my dick in cocaine And freak some nasty shit It ain't the same without the pain Bring the flavor bitch 2 on 1's not a problem So you can bring your girl And I can get the best of both worlds Fuck until I hurl Toes fell off, fuck a curl She kept nibbling my nuts like a squirrel I hit the weed and flicked the ash on her back Fuckin her friend in the face until her jaw snapped Oh shit, I can see her sucking on her tits And I can't help but notice 4 fingers in her clit She's a pro I thought I saw her pussy glow It could've been the sweat in my eyes I don't know for sure This freaks the shit for loving dick It's sick, but man I love that fat bitch She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick and, She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick and, She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash Excuse me lady did you say you liked to fuck Drop my drawers to my ankles, give my dick a suck You like it rough? I can feel my shit swelling and expanding A one way trip down south, a crash landing Right in your pink fun I get the job done Daddy was a pistol and I'm a son of a gun As I shoot my load on your chest and titties Gotta get my shit, we off to the next city Go a long way just so I can grind you Got enough dick for Ms. McCarthy And the 50 single hoes behind her A side winder Never like the old timer Keeping hoes properly worked like Jane Fonda (Uh) My anaconda's got a mushroom cap An immense craving for your pussy cat Keep it moving like that My dick is hard as steel And I'ma freak that ass with some more sex appeal Tell me how it feel when I push it all in Eyes roll in the back of your head and you start to grin If sex was a sin then a wicked bitch you'd be With creepy ass titties and an eerie ass pussy So ride my broom stick until you hear me cum And school me on your methods of pink fun Yeah She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash Yeah, know what I am saying Yo, this be the Shaggy Down with the Psychopathic Phamly Down with Twiztid G Know what I'm saying? And yo check it out, I don't give a fuck I like to get skins I don't know about you muthafuckas But yo I like em big I don't give a fuck what I like em skinny,bald,retarded,crippled Spines on their backs I don't give no fuck 800 pound-bitch come here sweetie I'm gonna fucking tie your shit in a knot And tap that shit Know what I am saying? Cause I love me some skins I ain't going nothing about it I'll hit a fucking 900 pound bitches neden from the back Know what I am saying? I'll wrap her legs backwards into a Boston crab And go to work Know what I am saying? Fuck that shit I ain't no fucking fag like that I like em stubbly so their whiskers tickles my balls When they suck my dick Know what I am saying? I don't give a fuck What, bring it on She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash She ain't afraid to admit she likes dick She ain't afraid to admit she likes her pussy licked She ain't afraid to let me fuck her in the ass And always got her mouth open for the cum splash ____________________________________________________ SLIM ANUS (EMINEM DISS) ____________________________________________________ Eminem huh? You wanna diss us? You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid? Well here goes a remix From us to you This is the truth about Slim Anus Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is Slim Anus Hi, my name is huh? My name is what? My name is the fudgepacker Hi, my name is what? My name is who? (Excuse me) My name is the nutlicker Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?) My name is who? My name is the buttsniffer Hi, kids do you like Anus? I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah) Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did My brains dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight But I can't figure out Which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate? Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh) I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!) Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup) Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off She don't know how to do Tommy Lee I'd suck his dick off Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus it gets tapped dawg Hi, my anus (Excuse me) My anus My anus every now and then gets plugged up Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?) My anus My anus is occasionally reamed out Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus really needs to be filled up My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide I pinched his ass He winked at me He chased me around the desk I told him come and get me Walked in the strip club Had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender And I tried to feel his dick up Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians In a space ship while they screamin at me Let's just be friends! 99% of my life I was lied to I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her You know you blew up when the women rush the stands And try to touch your hands But I need me a man This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph?) So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support Nice ass! Hi, my name is huh? My name is who? (Excuse me) My name is (They call me the pore plugger) Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me) One of radio's wonder boys They call me the butt itcher Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy) Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him) Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup) Am I cumming or going I can barely decide I just drank a pint of semen Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived Dre's butt is too sexy to hide Take your pants off Dre I don't mind Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk I spit when I talk I'll do any guy that walks When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips By the way if you see my Dad Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus gets tapped up Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus it's always getting plugged up Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus occasionally reamed out My anus it needs to be filled up Your anus Your anus Your anus is always getting plugged Your anus Your anus Your anus is always getting stuffed You wanna diss us? We don't even know you you little bitch You wanna sit there and diss us? You little bitch I'll slap your face off That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic Phamily trick You little bitch (Laughs) Slim Anus! ____________________________________________________ DEAD END W/ICE T ____________________________________________________ The underworld watches in horror As this marks the day that 3 of America's most notorious outlaws Will be executed for their crimes Together the states of Michigan and California Will conduct the executions behind prison walls The 3 prisoners are set to be executed by 3 separate methods Electric chair, hanging, and firing squad Midnight tonight will mark the first execution Death waits in my cell I can smell him Somebody tell him that I still breathe, leave I'm alive I'll never see 25 Yet still I can feel, I'm real When it all happened I was in the lime light News, camera, gaven killer stamina Another year I'm here but forgotten Skin is rotting feeling old, cold Motherfucker in a robe gonna sentence me to die in a metal chair Fizzle my nut hair Bad enough I'll be dead Yet I'm tryin to figure out a way To keep my eyes from poppin out my head Oh they'll remember my ass Twitchin, with my eyes drippin down the glass Shaggy I think they're tryin to start a riot And then it's Ice T but he don't seem fazed by it I know the devil's waitin on me But does God like him playin his role in killin me though Lock me up until I die maybe But you can never tell We might sharing a cell in hell Cause, my last request was Let my homies smoke my ashes and catch a Violent J buzz One more thing before you hit that switch Please tell my momma that I'm sorry, I never Dead end no escape from it Should've thought about that shit before you done it Why? I, never wanna die Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder Dead end no escape from it Should've thought about that shit before you done it Why? I, never wanna die Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder The lights dimmed in my cell block Cause all the power they got surged into one spot J's chair hear him screamin, fully loaded It was funny at first till his head exploded It's something else for me Another kill just as wicked But cheaper on the light bill It all starts with a thick rope Make a noose and I'm gone Stretch out my neck bone Minutes left I think about my brother When we was young... Wait I don't have a brother What the fuck? My minds in a tangle I wish somebody was here that I could strangle I keep waking up on the floor Cause I strangle myself but what the fuck for? Haha starin at the cracks on the walls Whistlin necks, fidgetin my balls Kill me it'll still all be the same Wicked clown juggalo phantom of the night train What if I drop, but don't die Tie weights to my legs And give it another try Still coming think of something, I speak I'm not feelin so hot let's go for it next week Didn't work, I pulled down my collar At least they won't be hearin me holla My neck shut Dead end no escape from it Should've thought about that shit before you done it Why? I, never wanna die Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder Dead end no escape from it Should've thought about that shit before you done it Why? I, never wanna die Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder A bit past 1:30 a.m. now And the 3rd prisoner slowly makes his way To the disignated spot on prison grounds Where he will be executed by way of firing squad I got seven bitches aiming at me My backs against the wall If I only had my strap then I could plug 'em all Watch 'em fall But they got my ass tied up behind this wall So the homies can't ride up Known killer in fact I killed the most At random though some of them I planned 'em Fuck it, I kicked your bucket for you, floor you Got more guns if there's more of ya War with the cops no prob They shouldn't took the job Blow holes throught they heads like donuts Grown-ups, kids and girls Gather round and get gunned down I do it for the fun of it, adrenaline rush Coked up quick to bust Plus I love my dust Gun son, watch the blood run son I'm on one, muthafuckas But check it this time I'll be the one dissected I can't wait to feel the heat when lead and flesh meets Bitter sweet baby, I been waiting for this Go straight to hell kick it with the rest of my clique Fuck a blindfold I wanna look 'em deep in they eyes So they can see the fool's face of a dog as he dies Plus I wanna see the muthafuckas squeeze I got a hot date with my soul mate Bust I can't wait Dead end no escape from it Should've thought about that shit before you done it Why? I, never wanna die Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder Dead end no escape from it Should've thought about that shit before you done it Why? I, never wanna die Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder Dead end no escape from it Should've thought about that shit before you done it Why? I, never wanna die Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder Dead end no escape from it Should've thought about that shit before you done it Why? I, never wanna die Don't nobody cry for me, it's only murder ____________________________________________________ RED NECK HOE 99' ____________________________________________________ Ain't that about a hoot What you so mad about? Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to Give her puddin to anybody else but Pa Rappin to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, them fuckin red neck Rappin to this bitch with a red neck Violent J gonna step to that red ass neck Bitch you're a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm bout to step I never met a southern belle cowpolk And I know till now you've only fucked your kinfolk Bitch I can't believe that Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Jack Just cut the lights out Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out Bitch I knows you's a freak Lemme bitch slap that butt cheek And try to keep your toothless mouth shut And don't say shit you funky ass fat bitch I don't square dance I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants But you quick to act like you didn't know Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo Biatch wait hold up (What?) I can't have Pa starin at my butt Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch Rappin to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red neck A bitch with a beard and a red neck Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass neck Bitch it's Shaggs Before I teabag your face take off them rags You been chillin in the barn all night and day Shovelin horse shit and fuckin with hay Bitch it's your neden I'm finna tag I don't give a fuck play your Ricky Skaggs Yeah that's right fuck Conway Twitty With your red ass nipple on your red neck titty Bitch I'm rollin down south With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth And sport a Hank Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man fuck that Bitch I'm from the big city And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty Aww shit it's Wilbur's daughter Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her Bitch drop them hog balls She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers She looked like a crow that's all I know But I still fucked that red neck hoe Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch I know a red neck bitch named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks Chicken face bitch two or three good teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach Now I remember when she milked the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang Hey there Missy I'm from the East And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt like you do your Pa's Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws And even hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the pain She said ain't that damn movie by John Wayne Rappin to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red neck A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck Bitch it's Twiztid with a Z You red neck hoe is you fuckin with me? Neden scabbed up like a horses ass But I'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag Bitch what the fuck? Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle And I saw more teeth on an apple Bitch you better ask Uncle Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get fucked up Oh me? I talk to the spirits Witches, demons, and they all keep screamin Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch Round up you boys And you head down south Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth Round up you boys And you head down south Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth ____________________________________________________ SOMEBODY'S DISSIN' ____________________________________________________ They call me Hektik Cause the way the pain is interjected You talk shit you gonna regret it Fuck it, you said it Watch your mouth fool I'm on the move Time to play For words you say One level of pain on display Bitch back off Too late your bitch is spread out, you jack off Keepin you wishing that you was dead off The planet Can't understand it? Let me explain All that shit you talked drove me insane But my brain swells, my ears bleed And all the bad level of attack is underrated, remember that Head's get cracked with baseball bats I love the sound it makes when it pings I even love it when my ears ring Stomp on suckers in a second Leave you with no sign of recollection Rearrange your whole memory section Disease, infection, over night I die slowly Covered in corn stalks, protected by the oak trees Freeze muthafuckas Get your hands in the air muthafuckas This ain't a game I don't talk shit I slit necks just because Catchin' the buzz And keeping a look out for the fuzz If I get hit by the cops I'm goin' out like Val Kilmer Heat the whole squad, droppin the bomb then watch em simmer Pain is a beautiful thang it makes my spine shiver Murder for hire, better believe I deliver If you think somebody's dissin you they probably are So far all I been hearin is player hatin(Oh yeah) If you think somebody's dissin you they probably are So far all I been hearin is player hatin Moving with the speed of the robot sonic exhaust Chronic fumes, fuel, gin, and tonic Half of the world is corrupt and alive Other half is depressed and they want to die I.S.I. Why ask why? Realize there's a killer in your face Look him in his eyes Before your body dies I'ma grab your soul straight up out your chest Put it in my black glass jar With all the rest Of the competition Pack rhymes with precision Eliminating adversaries And all of our divisions are cuttin like an incision While other suckers is missin With enough cheese for 3 niggas in college with tuition Take a listen I drop knowledge like a teacher An ill preacher preaching a sermon I been learning how to sing along with the dead man's song He's got an X in his head so I know what side he's on And brain dead people always say right on They got 10 on the weed cause we all high arms We let bygones be bygones and then dismiss Your wack ass bitches in the abyss Fuck the diss Cause you let your colors show too many times It goes way deeper than rhymes Fuck a beat cause I rock accapella Crazy ass fella Used to fuck Cinderella In the back of the pumpkin coach Smoking roach after roach Fuck her all night And in the mornin make me French toast Coast to coast Drop knowledge like a teacher I.S.I. in this bitch we play the preachers If you think somebody's dissin you they probably are So far all I been hearin is player hatin If you think somebody's dissin you they probably are So far all I been hearin is player hatin ____________________________________________________ THE AMAZING MAZE ____________________________________________________ Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun But those rides just aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma have a run In the maze (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right away Give me time at least a half a day Don't just leave me lost and blown away In the maze (WHOOOO!) Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple And I'm Jimbo Jizm Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out Let's meet today's volunteer This is Rick We like to call him Rick the Dick Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur Who smacks his wife around And buys his way in and out of everything Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze What up bitch? I'm Violent J I'll be your guide for today, k? Good, got mad doors and mad floors Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens Make a left just before you make a right And your left should be to your right If your lefts right, right? Good, begin the show Go on ahead boy and open up the first door Welcome to a theatrical thriller Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow You get it back if you make it out though Fuck ain't no use crying all day You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway You gotta be a man at least you learned Everything you get in the maze you've earned Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock Turn right it might look the same But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks This really ain't shit About a million tacks and the room spins a bit If you stay on your feet you'll be okay Oh let me get out of your way Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff That's right Jimbo He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that You can always witness spectacles truly amazing Within the amazing maze Let's see where else Rick's adventures Will lead the little dickwipe Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls What's this? Dead end, doors locked It's a long way back, just knock Oh should've turned around no doubt Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue about Keep going make a left, right left Now run straight ahead some more Open up the door Slide in the sheets, nice breeze Relax ninja take it with ease The maze is a place of magic Many surprises, your dick rises Lay down expect the best In comes your lover with a hairy chest Hello sexy I'm grim love Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud Aww shit you fell for that I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped All that dissin of the opposite sex And look who just got they butthole flexed Wait! What's that? The walls are closing in, fuck dat Hurry run for your life Ohh he'll be alright How's that sit with you Jimbo? First he gets plugged with bullets Then he gets his butt plugged I think he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff I mean what kind of asshole Can't find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a real dickbuffer To wind up here in the first place Right you are Jimbo Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more Alrighty ain't no need to fear If there's a way out it's gotta be near Hey yo look a phone You still got one good arm so it's on Can you hear? Ahh tongue in your ear Drop it the phones got a life of it's own Kiss me man hey come on Slip down the slide go faster Bed of nails, disaster Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door Woods, trees you're outside Lots of places for creeps to hide Watch your step, AHHHH, backdraft Caught your foot and the ankles left Creepin off with your stump Feel something in the rump Holla's, yeah they gonna get you How does it feel bitch get the picture Back indoors hey at last Look at your family behind the glass They look weird, they're sayin something Listen up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up Oooh they're laughin and they're pointing at you At least you know what they're sayins true It's one last door you made it home, or Or what? Once again it's on Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun But those rides just aren't for everyone Bought my ticket I'ma have a run In the maze (WHOOOO!) If I don't come back or right away (Hey) Hey man cut that shit What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man Fuck dat It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man Turn that shit off ____________________________________________________ OLD SCHOOL PERVERT ____________________________________________________ If I licked your pussy Would you suck my dick? I got you moanin like the bitches in the porno flicks Pull your panties to the side so I can dig you out Cause I'm the old school pervert You know what I be all about I'm lookin for a girl with some fat lips And some nice hips A honey dip to come equipped with some big tits Baby you're the bomb And I heard your pussy's sweet like candy And you be havin niggas down to be down like Brandy Well what I wanna know are you a freak? Can we bust a 6 9 in my back seat on the creep? Move, what I gotta prove girl? You heard the song your pussy is my weakness And I'm feelin cock strong Like He-Man, so who do I be man? You callin me sick But you're the one that's tongue kissin your girl After she sucked my dick Playin role games, when my dick swang I'll be Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poontang Fuckin that cunt like a maniac Steamin up my back windows of my '86 Pontiac Afrodisiac, spanish fly in your drink By 10 o'clock at night I'll be fuckin you on the sink I can tell you're cummin by the way you scream and moan I bet you dream about fuckin when you be all alone But now I'm with ya, unleash emotions of ecstacy Cause you with the old school P E R V E R T Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front I see you discriminate on asshole and pussy's the same I fuck the gangsta bitches, preppy hoes, and all the plain jane's It don't matter if you're black, white, red, or brown Cause I got enough dick to spread around the town To the little yellow girls with the slanted eyes I wrap a bowl around my dick and then I yell surprise And to the sista's, and to the sista's I love it when you shake that ass and say Mista mista Bones you do it like nobody can That's right honey I'm the pervert man I have you grabbin on your ankles and spreadin your toes Cause I'ma fuck ya till you get a bloody nose White hoes, I loves ya cause you be so sneaky Pullin yo panties down tryin to get freaky Fingering your pussy cause you know that's what I like Girl you gettin fucked tonight that's right To the pretty Arab girls in the super market I love to lick your pussy floatin on a magic carpet To the romantic bitches fuckin on beaches in the sand I'm like M&M I cum in your mouth not in your hand Long lastin like a Duracell at the motel I won't tell if you don't tell Watch my dick swell, and give a couple licks like a lollipop Cause I can't and I won't stop till I see your panties drop Then I drop my load like a washin machine Then I'm on my way to find another pussy to please Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front Is there a profilactic cause I don't be no idiot I ain't tryin to get sick or pull no silly shit But let's get back to the story I'm bustin nuts in the morning glory I can't afford a shorty I can barely support me So now you know the deal I'm coming real Can we leave this place? And go back to your crib and you can sit on my face I'll make you wetter than the ocean And hot like the bahamas Cause I want you to sex me pretty mama I'm tired of askin nice, I'm about to be blunt How would you like my dick in your cunt? I'll fuck you like you wanna be fucked You can suck me like I wanna be sucked Cause kissin and huggin ain't enough And I know you like to fuck that way I watch you sway to every song that the radio play All I can say is I know you want it You really want it, and if you ain't gonna give up the ass Please don't flaunt it, don't flaunt it Cause that would make you a frontin hoe Really though if you put a quarter in my pocket I'll give you a freak show To the freaky hoes if S & M is your game I got body oil, riding props, handcuffs, whips and chains I'ma do da do it everyone of you and you I'm the old school pervert baby I thought you knew Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front Every bitch wants to be fucked Every nigga wants his meat sucked And if you're lying y'all just touch and front ____________________________________________________ WHO? ____________________________________________________ Bring it Cell Block, Twin Gats Full Clip, Foe Foe, Lil' Shank, Bullet Jeremy, Psychopathic Rydas Nipples, Tom Dub All up in that bitch ass Bubba Dub, Double A Stepdirt, Jump Steady, Billy Bill, Tom K Mike E. Clark, Jason, Dougie Psychopathic tell me Who got more hoes than us? (Don't nobody) No, who rock more shows than us? (Don't nobody) No, who got more bank than us? (Don't nobody) No, who down with hoods in black trucks (Fuckin everybody) Back the fuck up cause y'all ain't got shit Representin the street killas my whole clique Where the bitch we run hoes for all they loot And when my money ain't right yo Believe we down to shoot Everyday what, different bitch And at least once a month, my whole enterage switch Hands down muthafuckas case closed Psychopathic Rydas got all the hoes Who got more hoes than us? (Don't nobody) No, who rock more shows than us? (Don't nobody) No, who got more bank than us? (Don't nobody) No, who down with hoods in black trucks (Fuckin everybody) Everybody that's down That is me and Full Clip bring it to 'em Oooh who's dat? Clip from the Rydas Dumpin out bystanders at the cops behind us Oooh who's dat? Your muthafuckin killa Pull out my nine and blast you in your grill, yeah Oooh who's dat? The winner of bread Put your face on the curb and kick the back of your head Oooh who's dat? Hatchet representin fool hood in a black truck Ryda till I die that's what I don't give a fuck how many caps they peel Fuck they crew and all they muthafuckin homeboys frontin like they real I got the hollow tip bullets for that teflon vest Blow a hole the size of hubcaps dead in your chest We ain't afraid to make the hammer go cock Just to erase a couple of wack muthafuckas off the block Leave you layin in a pine box with roses from your crew Pause for a second, check yourself, and ask who Who got more hoes than us? (Don't nobody) No, who rock more shows than us? (Don't nobody) No, who got more bank than us? (Don't nobody) No, who down with hoods in black trucks (Fuckin everybody) You saw the show Say I didn't rock it I'ma jab a stick in your eye socket I'm through tryin to prove myself all the time I'm the muthafuckin shit bottom line Fuck dis tryin to impress y'all I'll wear a half shirt and walk a fat bitch through the mall Shit I don't pick and choose my freaks I'll fuck a crackhead with warts on her butt cheeks And I'd still be the shit like that Fuckin Yokozuna ain't livin this fat baby what Ain't nobody bad like us 25 drunk Ryda dawgs in the tour bus Who down with hoods in black trucks? (Fuckin everybody) ____________________________________________________ MEAT CLEAVER ____________________________________________________ Yeah (What's that) Myzery(Word up) Twiztid(Yeah) And the Insane Clown Posse(Know what I'm sayin?) Forming a 50 foot Voltron on your ass Your worst nightmares couldn't fuck with this Run that shit I'm rollin with the Psychopathic Make a move, and shit gets drastic Leavin mutherfuckers in caskets Or wrapped in Reynolds plastic Cause we psychosomatic and schizophrenic lunatics Holding my balls we know Which engulfs the tip of my dick We real sick bitch, run and tell a friend Twiztid in at the beginning Means of the beginning of the end The world dealt me a healthy hand of pain and lies And you can see the hate in my eyes it's no surprise It ain't shit bitch believe that Suckers claiming they paid They can't even handle they weed tax I leave tracks like a needle You phony as the 5th Beetle Fuck a B on a deedle Rockin Toledo like a trooper, What? Leaving your conscience in a stuper, What? Fuck a Smith and Wesson I can grab the luger, What? And right before I shoot ya I snap your back like I was Lex Luger Chronic weed abuser (Wooooo!) As we capitalize and enterprise music scenes Money motivated, goal, and a dream Like Martin Luther King Hesitaters pause while we crack their jaws Swooping over they town like Super Balls (Woo Woo!) I roll with Bones and it's on like that Making suckers spasm so hard they lungs calapse Twiztid's the sound Something'that your worst nightmares couldn't fuck with Prepare to duck bitch Cause I'm runnin' with a meat cleaver Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! And if you missed it the name is Twiztid Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! Qui qua Myzery para isla Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! Shaggs and J, Insane Clown Posse Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! Psychopatchic From the NY come Myzery the red eye and raging Minority and JumpSteady plotting retaliation Suffocating dirty cats, player hatin Gats we packin Skullys and army jackets Headed out of psychopathic I got a plan so stack the ammo in the trunk The word is that down town we don't front Spark the blunt, give em what they want Psycho thugs, loaded slugs Loco in la cabesa Get away rides in ce pasa Destination para mi caco pato There without muchacho Cock slowly the deracho There go that long acho My shit is jammed For you planned Body's wounded badly Move quickly before they bag me Being chased down this dark alley I'm a wounded ass Minority hollering I gaba I pulled out my blade And carved it in him like a mansana Now back to the ride floor it corpses No remorse's Psychopathic and Spanish side we joining forces Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! And if you missed it the name is Twiztid Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! Qui qua Myzery para isla Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! Shaggs and J, Insane Clown Posse Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! Psychopatchic Myzery(I smell gun powder) Twiztid And the loco Insane Clown Posse (I smell raisins) Psychopathic Records Para siempre! I smell garlic my head hurts Cause my brain is cursed by voodoo wizards My skin turns blue and I start to shake My tongue comes out like a snake Ssssss Zunga bunga hooly goo bo That's my Ugandan voodoo flow You don't know what it meant Til the next day you wake up With your dick in your homies butt I might grab your face, twist your neck, And then let it go (Brrrrraaah) And then Shaggy climbs up my back And we attack and hit ya like a 10 foot ninja(Ninja!) I paint my face like a clown Other times I paint it like Sting and come down The rafters up at the mall and throw old folks to the ropes And chop their throats (Woooo!) But I ain't no wrestler I'm a serial killa murderous molester Naww, I'm just juggalin your balls a bit It's J who's into that shit (Yeah, fuck you) And if you wanna get lippy I'll stretch your lips out and call you skippy (Hehe) The bottom line is we twisted like Sam Kinison's back After the car wreck Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! And if you missed it the name is Twiztid Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! Qui qua Myzery para isla Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! Shaggs and J, Insane Clown Posse Runnin with a meat cleaver, yo! Psychopatchic Psychopatchic Psychopatchic Psychopatchic Psychopatchic ____________________________________________________ |
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