This is a collection of lyrics for some the Insane Clown Posse's albums.Check CUSTOM PAGE 2 and 4 for more lyrics.
On this page you'll find the lyrics to the following albums:


-BEVERLY KILLS 50187
-THE TERROR WHEEL
-TUNNEL OF LOVE









**********BEVERLY KILLS 50187**********


1.BEVERLY KILLS
2.17 DEAD
3.THE STALKER
4.CHOP CHOP W/ESHAM
5.IN THE HAUGHHH!
6.JOKE YA MIND




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BEVERLY KILLS
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Jugglers, come out to play...
Guess who's coming to your big town?
Jugglin jesters, kick-it clown
Circus sound, painted frown
Carnival of carnage creeping round
I'm Violent J and I'm sick
They try to run me down
But you know I'm too slick
And I slip and slide like a slinky
Slip and slide with my twinkie
Welcome to my world
As it winds and it twists
I'm a kick a funky little rhyme that you missed
Boo loo chewy wewwy doo boo
And you'd be fucked up if that was really voodoo
Come see the one at the show of your life
See me breathe fire and swallow a knife, right
I ain't swallowing nothing, Jack
But I can juggalo like you never thought you'd ever know
And we packin that funk
With a snap and a clap and a jump jump
So chicky chicky freak if ya wanna be down
Step on up
And kiss the clown
And kiss the clown
Kiss the clown
On up and kiss the clown
Step on up and kiss the clown
Stop the bus
Violent J comes out
Barrels to your face
And blow your fucking face off
Cause you know my mind is golden oh
Happen to catch me a Beverly show
Body fell asleep but my mind goes on
Welcome to the world of juggla's dome
First day I enrolled at the high school
Butt-naked with a axe
Wow, he's so cool
Stand up and say your name, tell us about yourself
My name's 2 Dope and I cut necks all to hell
Dylan, Dylan, I'm trying to find Dylan
I'm finna cut his throat with a carny carny killin
Rich boy never seen a ghetto jokero
Slap you in the head with a sledgehammo
Sorry Dylan didn't mean to knock ya
Then I stuffed his dead body in my locker
To the next class don't wanna be late
Finna ask Brenda on a little date
I heard this bitch likes to fight in clubs
Took her to a mud match threw a pair of gloves
Wants to get her ass beat by a fat dyke
And left the muddy ass bitch there for the night
Woke her in the morning, threw her in the trunk
Threw her in the trunk, cause the dumb bitch stunk
How you doing Brenda?
Mind if I bend ya?
Over rover, do me like Gumby
I'm sure you'd like that, you little skank
And when I finished
I stuffed her fucking head in the fish tank
Awww that's a beautiful aquarium
Yeah, you wanna see it
Hey come here bitch
Oh God it's lovely
Yeah, yeah, yeah have a closer look
Die bitch what's up?
What are you a lung fish?
What's up aqua man?
Die bitch die
That's right, bitch
Back to the school
Fat bitch in the locker
Couldn't fit her booty in
So I cut her booty off
Sometimes I feel like I'm already in hell
Throwing up children on Del Ray smell
Fuck those fucking fucks, uh
Rich fucks, man, fuck those fucks
Beverly Hills is Beverly Kills
I'm gonna bring ghetto carnival thrills
Where's that other little rich little fag
Looking for Brandon cause we can't stand him
I know my boys make the bass go boom
But shhh, you can hear jacking off in the boys room
Aww, aww, Dylan
Aww I want your anus
Aww, you're so hot
Kicked in the stall
Then I kicked in his jaw
Kicked him in face
And I kicked in his balls
Punk tried to run but he couldn't try to wobble
Bust him in the head with an empty Faygo bottle
Took him to the staircase
Jumped on his face
Road him down the bumpy chase
Can I hear him breathe one last note
Stuffed his back down his throat
Back to the locker
Boy oh, boy oh
Back to the locker
Stuff the fucker!
Back to the locker
Boy oh, boy oh
Back to the locker
Fuckin stuff that fucker!
Walking down the hall and I'm feeling like the shit
Cause all that's left is one skank ass bitch
Kelly, Kelly, your neden's kinda smelly
Funk down your legs, and up to your belly
But I'm with Del Ray
So funk don't fade me
Let me hit it man
You're finna kick the can (Sugar)
Come on, bitch, man
You're getting ready to die anyway
Bitch, calm down
Let me get a little poontang
You know what I'm saying
Let me get a little trip, bitch
You finna die
Okay, cause I'm not a raper
But you still make morning paper
Kelly found dead in her bathroom
Naww, Kelly found dead in her dad's room
No, Kelly found dead in her backyard
Cause Kelly choked on a joker's card
Smashed up bodies chilling in my locker
Kelly wouldn't fit
Chop, chop, chop, chop her
Oh no, principal know what I'm about
Cause one of Dylan's sideburns was sticking out
Oh shit, they chase me
Cause they found the bodies
Now I run my ass off
Yeah they're gettin mad
You can hear them cuss
Didn't look both ways, and got hit by bus
Crunched up under
Tangled in the wheels
Spit me out the muffler
You know how that feels
Lost both my legs so I'm running on my hands
Then I seen Prince so I clap cause I'm a big fan
And straight busted my face on the street
And here come the police
And...



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17 DEAD
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(Alarm rings)
(Guy wakes up)
(Goes to the bathroom)
(Flushes toilet, explosion)
Why must my visions be so clear?
The truth?
The truth, I've got work to do
I got shot with a buck shot, shot me down
But you know you can't paint a frown on a clown
Sewer gutter bladder runs through my system
Death stopped by but I must have just missed him
Am I in a southwest street gang?
Do I bang?
Do I slang?
Do I let my muthafuckin nuts hang?
But do you care?
I got stabbed in the eye and you wadn't no where
And what about the time I got fucked?
When I got shot in the throat...fuckin sucked
But you news wasn't on it
You could give a fuck less
Never the less, unless
Something happened in your suburbs
I'm a cut your daddy's neck, you little fuckin nerd
I don't give a fuck where you're from boy
So don't tell me cause I don't give a fuck
It's all about what's going on in your head
Do or don't you care about the seventeen dead?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Do or don't you care about the seventeen dead?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
You could give a fuck less about the seventeen dead...
The seventeenth boyfriend lost his erection
I woke up next to a dead body
Roll it out the way and jump out of bed
Strap on my kicks and step out my room
Cause somehow there's another stiff in the bathroom
Dead fucks all over the grass
I'm a kick somebody in they dead ass
Quick to make a left on Jefferson
And I noticed there's another stiff riding shotgun
Am I just seeing things? No.
Is your mother a soggy hoe?
I like to drink Faygo, out in front of Scottie's
But then wha wha wha one of my homeboys turned into dead bodies
But I'm straight with that
Just don't be leaving your guts in my car and shit
Yo wait a minute, wait, get your head on straight
I drop seventeen tears from eyes every fucking day
I gotta wonder if they do
Should I burn the rebel flag?
Or the red white and blue too?
I can't do much, but they can
But those motherfuckers gotta death wish, man
I'm gonna swim in they blood shed
Just to justify the seventeen dead
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Do or don't you care about the seventeen dead?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
You could give a fuck less about the seventeen dead...
The seventeenth boyfriend lost his erection
Yeah, dead bodies man
They ain't so bad
I mean they're all over the
Neighborhood and shit you know?
But they don't be fuckin with you
They just lay there dead as shit
I mean they tasted kinda straight
With a little mustard, man
Yeah, much worse
Seventeen dead bodies hanging from a telephone wire
All seventeen on fire
Lightening up the sky with the smell of death
Rich bigot fucker, take a deep breath
Look at you makes me go batty
Muthafucka don't be nothing like your daddy
Cause he's nothing but a redneck hoe
Him and his kind created this ghetto
They can deal with they own creation
Move out farther, suburb vacation
But it don't work like that
Knock at your door and it's me running slug bat
I'm a stick it to your fuckin nugget
About seventeen times and you're gonna love it
Motherfucker, drive down my street
And stare at the folks who can't make end's meet
You don't know now but that's the plan
Most people in Hell were rich when they died, man
Take that to your golden bed
Cause I'm a cut your ass up for the seventeen dead
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
I'ma cut your ass up man for the seventeen dead
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
I'ma chop your ass up man for the seventeen dead
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
I'll chop you, I'll slice you seventeen dead
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?
Seventeen dead, it don't bother you?

Well, ya know Violent J's kinda wicked
If there's a booger in my nose I'm a pick it
And flick it in your eye like you ain't jack
And stomp my boots on your nut sac
Well, I'm Shaggy and I'm in the house
You don't think so?
I'll put a brick in your mouth
Can't nobody flex on a nutty clown
I got boys down river straight hick town
Well, ya know I'm coming straight from the trailer park
That's me out front working on the Skylark
I'm waiting on a check, I don't cut the grass
And my woman's got babies falling all out her ass
I'll be running with the carnival until I'm eighty
Cause tonight I'm going out with the fat lady
I strip the bitch down to the nitty gritty
But I ain't saying shit about a wooden titty
OHHHHHHH



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THE STALKER
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The stalker
Yeah
The stalker
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
So I'm grippin this old piece of shit, right
Here's this smoochie poo at the stop light
How's about date?
2 tickets for the circus, pick ya up at 8
Fuck no, you're loser
Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your ass
But I ain't naggin
To the next light in my pink volkswagon
Oh, excuse me hoe, but I'm Violent J act like ya know
Violent J the country singer?
No, Violent J the southwest gangstero
And the bitch was gone (Awww)
So I followed her home (Huh?)
Cause I got it goin on (Ohhh)
And I'm in the haugh (Yep)
Parked in a spot good enough to hawk her
Things you do when you's a stalker
So what happened?
Well I really don't like to talk about it
But he ruined my life
I mean he was everywhere, everywhere I went
The stalker
I think that ditso likes me, yeah
She tells you to fuck off with such class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah go on and get that ass!
Well the stalker, stalks his target
Just happend to see her at the super market
Oh, hi, hey that peanut butter sucks
You would like Jiffy it ain't got no nuts
Why don't ya try these
She ran away scared and I'm starin at her butt cheeks
Cause I know she love me
She wanna tease and please n rub and dub me
Hello?
Hi, it's me
Hello?
You love me
Hello?
I love you
Hello? Hello?
Biggitty baw boo
I'm back in the stone brick house
Candle light dinner and some mexican chow
Yo, I know she gonna show up
Tick tock, tick tock, tick no luck
Peep through her window
Jack off in the backyard
Somebody pulled a jokers card
And you know a joker caught ya
Things you do when you's a stalker
Are you ok?
I don't know, because I know he'll be back
He always comes back
I'll never be able to lead a normal life again
It's okay
The stalker
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to fuck off with such class
Said I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass!
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (Hoochie, coochie, poochie)
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (Smoochie, coochie, poochie)
I've been hawkin for about 2 weeks
And I ain't even got a fuckin kiss on the cheek
She's with some fuck face
I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck brace
I gotta just chill
She loves me lots and that's for real
That night I snuck in the back door
With a bucket of chicken and bottle of Faygo
Tip-toe tip-toe creepin
Cause I know my baby sleepin
Snuck in the bedroom looked through aaahhh!!
She stuck me in the eye with a broom
Pulled it out
Popped my eye back in and I can't find her
Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room
Ran for the bathroom, gotta take a doom
Now I stress, pullin out my hair
I think I heard that bitch upstairs
Up the steps, wicked clown
Then I hear a clickin sound
Honey is that you?
How's bout a kissie smoochie poo
Her daddy's gun to my nugget
Never liked the bitch anyway, fuck it
So what'd you do?
I tried run but he was always right there
Just ahead of me
He would always catch me and hurt me
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to fuck off with such class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to fuck off with such class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass
Said I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to fuck off with such class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to fuck off with such class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass
I think that ditso likes me yeah
She tells you to fuck off with such class
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass...
This hoe
I also like to blow holes in the heads of rednecks
Hi this is Lori
I can't make it to the phone right now
But if you leave your name and number
I'll get back to you as soon as I can
Thanks, bye
(Beep)
Hey it's uh Dave
It's umm a surprise
This is gonna be short and sweet
Just bare with me for a minute (The stalker...)
I know what I want, ok?
It's weird I'm not confused at all
Fuck what am I saying
Well hey umm (The stalker...)
Now I hurt
(Beep)
Hey uhh like you know that song?
That everybody plays the fool
Alright I don't know it doesn't matter
Umm that's what I'm doing
I'm playing the fool, I'm stupid
I'm stupid crazy, I'm stupid crazy over you
Uhh Lori I want you like
I couldn't express
It's really like, it's only like
I don't know
(Beep) (The stalker...)
Last time
Ahh uhh mmm umm
Don't worry I don't plan on bothering you (The stalker...)
I'm alright
I want to
I know it's just going way
Uhhhh
Words they mean I don't know
Umm I, I, aye yie yie
Don't worry about it
Everythings, every little thing is gonna be alright
I'm not gonna bother you
I'll go, I'm, I'm in
I'm in trouble
I'll see ya
(Beep)
You ever want anything so bad you can taste it?
Lori I can taste you
I'm gonna go brush my teeth now
(Beep)



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CHOP CHOP W/ESHAM
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(Beep)
Yeah, yeah, then you know what you can do?
You can be a couple of pleasers
And take some tweezers
And bust every hair off my nut sac
Paste em to your back
Then jump on the E track
And suck my dick exactly where's it at, hoe
Dead body clown...
Juggalos...
Hey, hey, it's the wicked jokers
And we coming to the valley and to smoke ya (Choke ya)
Kick the clown in the forehead
And I'm jugglin jugglin your head (Jed)
You big fat redneck muddy ass hick
I'm a city slicker
And I'm coming to get ya, hit ya
And the carnivals gonna get with ya
Oh, I might as well mention
That I come from another dimension
You never seen nothing like this, boy
Magic acts of pain and joy
Keystone come and try to get me
But I pack a French curler with me
Ha, and the officer let me off quick
Here's a dunkin double dip, you fat piece of shit
Hehe, picture that (That)
Packin a magic wand and a top hat
Cause some gotta stop
Or the wicked clowns are gonna
Chop, chop!
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop (Chop, chop!)
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Detroit's air is toxic
My eyeball's popped out they sockets
And fried in the street like a steakum
Shake em, bake em
Break em off something from the smoke stack
I been breathing all my life so I'm dying anyway
I'm nothing but a radiation freak show
My arm fell off and it bounced on the floor
Carnival left out the alley (Alley, alley)
And we stopping in Sunny Valley
Jumping up and down on the richie's head
And I'm gonna jump until he's finally dead
Jump, jump, jump, jump...
They got no love yet they got control
They'll never touch my funky soul
Street top bullet sent shock
Now we can run or we can walk
Either way some gotta stop
Or the wicked clowns are gonna
Chop, chop!
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop (Chop, chop!)
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Wicked clown, wicked clown
What's up come's down
Before my nuts go soft juggle them around
Bitch wanna join the carnival circus?
Grab my dingaling and jerk and jerk this
I gotta catch these carnival thrills
New born baby empty heads I drills
Chills, thrills, bigots, train wheels
An axe to the forehead usually kills
If this ain't hell, I can't tell
Hang my body on a cross with some rusty nails
If I juggle ya call me a juggla
I'm a nap burgler voodoo smuggler
See I got the symptoms of insanity
I'm down with J from the ICP
I'm down with him and he's down with me
So if we gotta chop C-H-O-P
Running down the block
Someone hit me with a rock rock
And my brains all over the street
But I'm a wicked clown and I'm up and down
And all over this Esham beat
So if I gotta chop then I guess I gotta chop
If I chop then I gotta chop, chop
You can never stop sucker
You can never drop wicked clowns cause ya know we love to
Chop, chop!
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop (Chop, chop!)
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Swing, swing, swing and chop chop chop
Chop, chop!
Chop, chop!
Chop, chop!



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IN THE HAUGHHH!
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I'm Violent J
I breathe toxic fumes
And throw my lungs up all over
Your brand new patton leather penny loafers
You ffffuck
I'm 2 Dope
I got sick ass sewer sluts stuck in my throat
And I live in a big pipe on Zug Island
So stop by and have a bowl of rust
You fucking bitch ass faggot
Faggot, you bitch ass faggot
I'm in a southwest Detroit Del Ray
Inner City ghetto street gang
I got people who want me dead
But everytime they run up on me
I get scared
And my skull explodes
All over those motherfuckers
Sometimes I get hungry, man
But there ain't nothing in the box
But a brick sandwich
So I start hurting that motherfucker
And I chew on that bitch
Till my jaw breaks
Which don't fade me
Cause I'm a hoodlum
And I don't exist to you fucks
You fucks
You green grass fucks
Fuck me and I'll fuck you fucker
We coming, motherfucker
We coming to get ya
Coming to get ya
How you see me is what you get
It's all how you see me is what ya get
Carnival of carnage is coming
How you see me is what you get
I was snooking good in my bed
Woke up to find my brain fell out my head
Stuffed it back in with a screwdriver
Ah, ah, I'm that much liver
I can walk on my hands on a tight rope
But then I always fall and bust my ass
But it don't matter, really don't matter
Don't matter, don't matter, cause I'm in the haugh!!!
In the haugh, in the haugh
Violent Violent J's in the motherfucking haugh
I'm in the haugh, you's in the haugh
We in the motherfucking WHAT?!!! Haugh
Wicked wicked town
Southwest down
Wicked jokers kill
Southwest thrill
Get off me dog or shit face
I mean I ain't got shit on my face but ya know
People in the suburbs hate me (Why?)
Southwest carnival crazy (Aye)
My mind ain't nothing but a lemon
I mean it's fucking yellow and shit
I don't know man, fuck off
You can't fade me vato cause I'm in the haugh!
In the haugh, in the haugh
2 Dope Shaggy's in the motherfucking haugh
I'm in the haugh, you's in the haugh
We's in the motherfucking WHAT?!!! Haugh
Wicked wicked town
Southwest down
Wicked jokers kill
Southwest thrill
I'm Greez-E and I can moonwalk
But I don't cause that shit's so fucking played out
Instead I just grab this wang
And tell you that I'm in the haugh, bitch
Parachute pants and moon boots
Chilling on the corner butt naked hurting fruit loops
Fuck a hillbilly goat
Sitting in the tub I'll let my nuts float
Cause I'm in the haugh
In the haugh, in the haugh
Greez-E's in the motherfucking haugh
I'm in the haugh, you's in the haugh
We's in the motherfucking WHAT?!!! Haugh
Wicked joker town
Southwest down
Wicked jokers kill
Southwest thrill
Southwest is in the haugh
Greez-E is in the haugh
I'm in the haugh, in the haugh, in the haugh
E Dog's in the haugh
Chris Boneki's in the house
Jump Steady in the house
I'ma in the house too
Mike Clark in the haugh
Rabbit head recipe's in the haugh
(Bunch of jibberish)
Wicked town
Southwest down
Wicked joker's kill
Southwest thrill
Wicked town
Southwest down
Wicked joker's kill
Southwest thrill



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JOKE YA MIND
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No man get the fuck away from my store man
You make it look bad
Get the fuck outta here
What the fuck, get the fuck outta here you bum
Ain't nobody gonna tell me where I can sleep shit
Fuck him I'm finna sleep here it's better here anyway
I'm cold, rich people ain't cold
Shit they got money and they warm
I'm cold and broke
As a joker, clown
I'm out here makin people laugh
Rich people laugh
I suppose it's funny to see me out here freezing my ass off
I can sleep now
Ain't nobody gonna take that away
I can sleep in this spot
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Joke your mind, joke your mind
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Joke your mind, joke your mind
Joker jumping joker sing
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Joke your mind, joke your mind
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Wicked clown is in the house
Wake up in my golden bed
The wicked thoughts inside my head
Step outside and glide away
Nothing's wicked here today
I can breathe the magic mist
And excel your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
I can jump across the land
Wind up in the emerald sand
Swing the jewels of endless time
Take it all, cause it's mine
Pour a bowl of chocolate soup
Serve it with the fruit loop
This is my world I am king
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Joke your mind, joke your mind
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Joke your mind, joke your mind
Joker jumping joker sing
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Joke your mind, joke your mind
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Wicked clown is in the house
I can fall in love like that
In my world she loves me back
If I choose, I choose alone
Freak is gone, boys is on
Cause the homies watch your back
Life is over like that
Once it's done, it's done, it's dead
Ticky tocky ticky dead
If you feel the need to go
Go, go, won't ya go
They call you a freak show
Welcome to the carnival
Yes, ladies and gentlemen
The wicked clowns will arrive in your town soon
And believe me, it won't be pretty
Justice must be served
To the uncaring selfish wealthy ones
Be prepared and get ready
To catch 400 years of hell
And, oh, one last note to all
Wicked clown is in the house
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Joke your mind, joke your mind
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Welcome to the carnival
I can breathe the magic mist
And excell your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
I can breathe the magic mist
And excell your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
I can breathe the magic mist
And excell your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
I can breathe the magic mist
And excell your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Joke your mind, joke your mind
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Welcome to the carnival
I can breathe the magic mist
And excell your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
I can breathe the magic mist
And excell your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Ring them loud
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Ring them loud
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Ring them loud
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Ring them bells, ring them loud
I can breathe the magic mist
And excell your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
I can breathe the magic mist
And excell your every wish
Juggla jump from cloud to cloud
Ring them bells, ring them loud
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Ring them loud
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Ring them loud
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Ring them loud
Joke ya, joke ya, joke ya mind
Wicked clown is in the house
Hey, hey you fuckin hobo get up mufucka
What you got man?
I don't got nuthin man
What you got muthafucka?
I don't got nuthin man
Alright muthufucka fuck off then
(Gunshots)
(The stalker...)
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**********THE TERROR WHEEL**********


1.THE DEAD BODY MAN
2.SKITSOFRANTIC
3.THE SMOG
4.OUT
5.STUCK HER WITH MY WANG
6.AMY'S IN THE ATTIC




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THE DEAD BODY MAN
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Ladies and gentlemen
I present to you, the Terror Wheel
The most horrifying, terrifying, mystifying ride
Available to the dead
Gather round my dead friends
And witness the bizarre, horrid dictales
As told to you by your favorite
Serial clown slaughterers the ICP
So who will be brave enough to step into this ride?
Just follow the trail of blood into the red tent
There your host, Willaby Rags, will strap you in
And you shall experience, the wheel!
So gather and watch, look and learn
The ways of the Terror Wheel
Oh look, there goes one now
He's walking in, good luck fella
There he goes, they're locking him into the cage
Greetings, I'm Willaby Rags
Prepare for your first stop, the Dead Body Man!
Ahahaha!
Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies atleast
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag 'em in the house, throw 'em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body grubbin
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
Still got the finger nail caught in my teeth
Before you start yelling and cursin my name
Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane
Second I was born, doctor threw me against the wall
Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall
I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck
And my mother's like "What the fuck?!"
He said I was born of an alien race
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand
I'm just a dead body man
We got bodies, dead bodies
We got fat ones, skinny ones
Males, females, hermaphrodites
We got somebodies, we got nobodies
Bodies, bodies, bodies, whoo!
Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van
All the little kiddies love the dead body man
I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell
Some people run cause they don't like the smell
Others line up just as quick as they can
To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man
It's all good, if you can stand the funk, but uh
Just don't look in the trunk
I drive down Central kickin the bass
Chillin with my freaks and I'm pickin her face
Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head
Cause my bitch is dead, I'd rather that instead
Of a hoe you can't trust, always diggin a nut
A dead body bitch learn to keep her mouth shut
Riding in the back is my dead body crew
Only they can never think of nothing to do
If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself
You got dead deer heads up on your shelf
On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand
I'm just the dead body man
We also collect dead bodies
So, if you know any dead people
Or you yourself are planning on dying soon
We'll be happy to come to your house, and pay cash for it
We appreciate good healthy stiffs for our dinner
Woohoo!
Call me the dead body man (Someone give 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Just sell 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can mail 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Br-bring 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Won't ya give 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can sell 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Just mail 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Br-bring 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can give 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can sell 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Won't ya mail 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can bring 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man



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SKITSOFRANTIC
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Skitsofrantic, don't panic
Leave me alone, get the fuck on
Skitsofrantic to the bone, when I'm home
I hear people walking in the other room
Cooking up chicken, chilling in my kitchen
Try to drive home, someone's in the back
Whisperin words, breathin on my neck
Flickin my ear, I know they're right there
But I can't see em in my mirror, uh
Laying in my bed, I'm better off dead
They're trying to figure out a way to cut off my head
Hiding under covers, they're trying get me
But I can tell one of them is under there with me
I got a phone call, I can't pick it up
Can't do a thing, just let it ring
Cause if I do, the phone will explode
I think I better leave him on hold
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
I better just chill, bitch get real
I know you're trying to poison my meal, I know the deal
You want me dead so that you can get paid
I ain't gotta dime, so don't waste your time
I gotta kill them or they'll kill me
Who's these guys trying to walk down my street
He's got a mail bag, he's probably just frontin'
I'm a give his ass something, motherfucker
The man next door try to take me out
So I set a pipe bomb and blew up his house
Here come the cops, I don't know shit
How do I know you're legit, bitch?
I hate to say it, but fuck Mark Crem
Cause I can tell, he's just one of them
Every night I see him on my little TV
He's always looking at me, why?
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
Sittin in my room, everything's dark
I think I heard somebody fart
Now how can this be, ain't nobody home but me
And somebody's trying to turn the key, hello?
I'm losing my mind, fuck all you hoes
Pulled out an axe and take off my clothes
Paint my face like a wicked clown
I'm down, straight skitsofrantic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
Hey, hey, hey
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
Hey, hey, hey
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
Hey, hey, hey
You're skitsofrantic, don't panic
No, you ain't getting none, bitch
This shit costs money
Oh, hey hey, kiddies
How are you liking the ride thus far?
Excellent
This next one is about that shit
That comes out of the sewers and pipes
And chokes your neck
It's called the Smog
Ahahahahaha



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THE SMOG
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The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
Aww shit here it comes
Creeping through the cracks
The nooks, the crannies
It hit me
Smack
It's filling up my head
I gotta get it out
I got me a plan to get the shit out
Pulled out a ice pick to pick the bitch up
Smackin it
Pushin it in my ear
Fuck
Lord oh please
What's happening to me?
It's the poisonous air from the smoke stacks, G
Seeping in my head
Fucking up my brain
Driving me crazy, nuts, insane
Sewer slut, G, greasy slime
I'm always bucking with father time
Cause he's my motherfucking enemy number one
Tryin to punch right out my life by fillin up my lungs
The shit you call air
But I call it death
Cause it makes me choke
And lose my breath
My toes begin to curl
My fingers start to fold
Got drool on my lips
And my body's getting cold
Don't know what to do
So now I start to panic
But it's too late
I'm dead
The smog got me
Fuck it
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
Another cloudy day
It's raining, but not water
It's raining oil out the sky
I think I outta
Make a run but I slipped on an oil slick
I can't move
I think I broke my fucking neck
It's no surprise
I'm laying there paralyzed
Looking up into the sky helped me realize
About us, the clouds form a devil's face
It must be a mirror image of the human race
And oh shit
Here it comes, the deadly smog
I can tell by the howl of the stray dog
The air is calm, the streets are so still
When the smog creeps out the pipes for a kill
Broken neck, I'm chilling
Cause I'm a goner
I can see the smog creepin around the corner
I lay still and hope it doesn't notice me
Oh shit shit, fuck fuck, shit, G
Looking up, just to see it's deadly jaws
I think I, I think I, I think I shit my drawers
But it's okay, the smog left me alone
So I lay and watch the clouds turn into stone
They come crashing down over Del Ray
One even landed on your homeboy Violent J
And I'm dead, crushed me in a split second
So if I'm dead
What the fuck am I doing on this record?
The smog is here
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming (Whatcha gonna do?)
When it comes on you
Check it out
When it comes on you
When it comes on you
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
The smog is coming (You're gonna die)
The smog is coming
The smog is coming
Thoughts in my head (of a clown)...
Thoughts in my head
A dead body laying in his house
For three weeks
Until his neighbors
Complain about the smell
Didn't he have anybody
To know he was dead
A serial killer
Decided to kill himself
Before he actually killed someone else
Was that good?
Thoughts in my head
An ocean of blood
And with the bombs dropping
It causes tidal waves
Tidal waves that paint the town red
Red, everybody's dead
Thoughts in my head
Of mothers and fathers
Look at me
And I can feel the hatred in their eyes
And it's cold
Their children
Are nothing but them in the future
Accept it
Thoughts in my head
When sitting on her porch
Bald headed
From a disease she fought from the air
The air that we breathe
The air we breathe is fucked up
It's fucked up
Thoughts in my head
All people wanna kill me
But you can't kill me
Cause if you kill me
I'll be back to kill you
I will do it again
Thoughts in my head
A sixteen year-old little fuckin punk
Sitting in his classroom
Drawing a gang sign on a folder
He lives in Birmingham Hills
What the fuck would you know about love?
Thoughts in my head
People despise me and hate me
And they don't know me
I hate you too
So it's all good
It's all good
Thoughts in my head
This society
That is so fucked up
That is so evil
That if somebody prays
They get made fun of
They get laughed at
But it's not gonna be funny
They won't be laughing
When the bombs drop
And the town is red
Thoughts in my head...



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OUT
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Let me off the Terror Wheel
Shut up bitch
Looks like it's nighty night time
Only some of you won't be waking up
Ahahahaha!
As for the rest of you
Sit back, put on your PJ's and nighties
While you hear the story entitled Out
Ahahahaha!
What the fuck is up?
I'm in the haugh
And Violent J's finna tell a story
So sit your ass down
Shut the fuck up
And get stoned muthafucka
Well I'm waking up so early cause I knew this day would come
My daddy's passed out with an empty bottle of rum
Although she's been gone long I do not miss my mother
And he's a sorry fuck so there's nothin in the cupboard
My little brother's starving, hungry, and sick
Cause ain't nobody coming by the house giving free shit
So he gettin kinda skinny and my brother's almost dead
Got no other choice but for milk and bread
Stepped out the house for the first time in 2 years
Cause my neighborhood it ain't really good
Lay up in my bedroom night after night
I hear screams, zombies shootin and lootin
But now here I am and I'm walkin down Jefferson
With a bag of moneybacks I don't understand
How the world can be full of so many evil doer's
I can hear 'em underneath me in the sewers
Keep seeing shit out the corners of my eyes
Steady lookin over my back I didn't realize
Where I was goin
I didn't wanna bother anybody
Accidentally stepped on a dead body
Hey motherfucker watch where the fuck you're goin (Sorry)
I might be dead, but I'll kick your ass
Now I apologized but he still had to talk shit
So I stepped over his face and kept walkin
And here's the part of my story that get's really scary
Had to walk alone down Military
I can see the crackhead's hiding in the trees
Lookin for some change
Lookin for some brains
Everything seemed too quiet as I walked down the block
Until I got hit in the head with a rock
Can't really tell I musta been out for quite awhile
Cause when I woke up my Nannycoat was outta style
And the crackhead's took my moneybacks in a dash
And ripped off my arm in the process
But fuck that shit I still gots another hand
So I can still get the shit for my little man
And I'ma walk with my nuts hangin out
I ain't scared, but this is where it get's weird
Factories, toxic waste, and chemicals
They have strange effects on the animals
In my neighborhood and some get a lot bigger
Like the giant rat that jumped on my back
I'm runnin like a maniac all through the ghetto zone
And it's steady takin bites out my nug bone
Wrustling around and found it's tail
So I straight bit it
Then it ripped of my leg and broke with it
Tried to catch up but I couldn't move quick enough
This little trip to the store is straight fuckin me up
But that's ok cause the store's just down the block
So I hop
And it seems all wrong as I look up in the sky
I see the vultures waitin on me to die
But I made it to the store so fuck all you hoes
Peep out the sign
Hmmm Closed
Picked up a mailbox threw it through the wall
Cause I'ma get my shit so fuck all y'all
Took a loaf of bread and a carton off the shelf
Even took a Faygo 2 liter for myself
Walked out the store like a cheap ass when I heard
The click-click sound of a mossberg
The store owner he didn't like a beat and eat
That's why he didn't see a problem with buckin me
Blew my muthafuckin head off my shoulders
Didn't say nothin kept buck buckin
But I gotta say I made it home in a heart beat
Nobody fucks with a head rollin down the street
Now I think about it was a full man when leavin out
Now I'm a head with a loaf of bread in my mouth
Bouncin up the stairs
I knock on the door with my chin
Hey yo little man won't ya let me in?
And best believe it was good to see my little brother
Hey you forgot the milk you dumb muthafucka
Lock the door behind me cause I'm back on route
Back to the store and I'm out
Uh, uh, who's pussy is this, bitch?
Uhh, who's pussy? Yeah
Eh, what the fuck are you looking at?
Ain't you ever seen pussy before, stupid ass?
Slap that ass bitch
Oh, uh, oh, hey
How's it happenin' again?
Hey this song right here
We're ready to slow it down and get a little sexy, ya know
As 2 Dope tells ya how he stuck her with his wang
Woo haha!



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STUCK HER WITH MY WANG
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Yeah, what's up, man?
ICP in this bitch
Ya know what I'm saying
All you bitches, man
Come over to my house
And I'ma take ya upstairs
And I'ma stick you with my wang
Ya know what I'm saying?
I stuck her with my wang
She hit me in the balls
I grabbed her by her neck
And I bounced her off the walls
She said it was an accident and then apologized
But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes
I stuck her with my wang
Bitchy bitchy hoe
I'd like to stick a Faygo bottle in her neden hole
I twist ya and turn ya, just to shake it up
Pop off the lid now it's shooting out her butt
I stuck her with my wang
She grabbed by me nuts
She told me that she loved me then commenced on the sucking
I tried to hold it back, but I nutted in her ear
When it dried up, the bitch couldn't hear
I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, yo)
I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door)
I stuck her with my wang
I'm ringing dingaling
After I hit it, my boys will do the same
Bitches come in flocks when the carnivals in town
Suckin on my nuts, trying to be down
I stuck her with my wang
The freaky little slut
She wanted me to stick my finger in and out her butt
I asked the bitch why, she gave no reply
I went psycholistic and I stuck it in her eye
I stuck her with my wang
I hit it slow motion
I had the Ringmaster brew me up a love potion
I put it on her neden, I know this sounds insane
Her coochie started whistling and singing out my name
Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy, stick me with your wang!
I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, yo)
I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door)
I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, yo)
I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door)
I stuck her with my wang
I hit it chicken style
I hit up in Meijer's in the home improvement aisle
She called me Bob Vila when I stuck it in the place
I tied her legs behind her head and kicked her in the face
I stuck her with my wang
I took some Elmer's glue
I slapped it on her titties and I stuck her to the roof
And when I came back, I opened up the door
Her titties were so long they was draggin on the floor
I stuck her with my wang
A little two on one
I told her call a friend over, we can have some fun
I heard her knock knock, I'm finna get some stank
I opened up the door
Hi, I'm Frank
I kicked him in his ass (He kicked him in his ass, yo)
I kicked him in his ass (He kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up)
I stuck her with my wang (He stuck her with his wang, yo)
I kicked him in his ass (He kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up)
I stuck her with my wang
All kind of bitches, man
Ya know what I'm saying
Fat bitches, skinny bitches
Ugly bitches,
I stuck her with my wang
Bitches with hunchbacks
Bald-headed bitches
Muthafuckin
Nasty motherfuckin noodle-stank booty-wack bitches
I stuck her with my wang
All kind of motherfucking hoes, man



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AMY'S IN THE ATTIC
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Mr. Piser, I think you should come up here
I think you should come up here
Mr. Piser, I think you should come up here
I think you should come up here
(Amy's in the attic and my brain has gone ecstatic)
Yet another day of all the suffering it gave
I was just a little boy ever so naive
Amy was my best friend, I never want to hurt her
I never wanna ever wanna think about her murder
On the playground, I chase her down the slide
I chase her cross the monkey bars
And she would run and hide
Jinglin and tumbling, I pushed her off the sled
Amy coincidently hit her head
Jumbling inside my brain, down came the rain
Amy isn't answering, who would get the blame?
Amy isn't laughing, Amy isn't crying
Amy isn't really breathing, God I think she's dying
Suddenly, the air is cold I must get her inside
Even though she died, Amy has to hide
Nobody must ever know that I made Amy sick
Lock her up forever in the attic
Maybe it's best they buy it, thinking did she really die
I'm thinking if it's really true
Then how come I am telling you
And if I really meant to do it
Should I be a victim too
Should I walk the terror stairs
And see if all my terror fairs, no
Mr. Piser, I think you should come up here
Amy's in the attic and my brain has gone ecstatic
I think you should come up here
Mr. Piser, I think you should come up here
I think you should come up here
Every day I suffer but eleven years have passed
How long will this keep and the nightmares last
Sitting in my living room, another strange feeling
I think I'm hearing tiny footsteps on the ceiling
Looking in my mirror, the image isn't clear
I feel as if a little girl is standing at my rear
Then I awake at the blink of an eye
Voices from the attic yelling, why?
What if Amy wasn't dead living in the box
Banging on the walls, rattling the locks
Feeding on the roaches, rodents, and filth
And when there's nothing left, she feeds off herself
Why do I think of Amy in this way?
She was once a lovely girl running out to play
Maybe it's all a dream insane fanatic
Maybe there's no Amy in the attic after all
Maybe it's best they buy it, thinking did she really die
I'm thinking if it's really true
Then how come I am telling you
And if I really meant to do it
Should I be a victim too
Should I walk the terror stairs
And see if all my terror fairs, no
Mr. Piser, I think you should come up here
Amy's in the attic and my brain has gone ecstatic
I think you should come up here
Mr. Piser, I think you should come up here
Amy's in the attic and my brain has gone ecstatic
I think you should come up here
Maybe it's best they buy it, thinking did she really die
I'm thinking if it's really true
Then how come I am telling you
And if I really meant to do it
Should I be a victim too
Should I walk the terror stairs
And see if all my terror fairs
Amy isn't dead...
Maybe it's best they buy it, thinking did she really die
I'm thinking if it's really true
Then how come I am telling you
And if I really meant to do it
Should I be a victim too
Should I walk the terror stairs
And see if all my terror fairs
Amy's in the attic and my brain has gone ecstatic
Barrels to my nugget semi glock automatic
Should I pull the trigger, would this break the chains
That keeps Amy locked in my brain
No, I must be starting to pray that I'm wrong
I pray it's just a fantasy that carried on too long
Amy isn't dead, I never knew an Amy
I was just a boy, how can you blame me?
Maybe that's okay, but she's tapping at the walls
I see a darling little girl is floating down the hall
Slowly coming toward me, her arms are spreading wide
Opens up her mouth to show the maggots inside
Crying, whining, rotting is the feeling
Tiny drips of blood crowning from the ceiling
Landing on my head, I'm psycho-sick
I've finally had it
Amy, know I'm coming to the attic!
Maybe it's best they buy it, thinking did she really die
I'm thinking if it's really true
Then how come I am telling you
And if I really meant to do it
Should I be a victim too
Should I walk the terror stairs
And see if all my terror fairs yes
Mr. Piser, I think you should come up here
Amy's in the attic and my brain has gone ecstatic
I think you should come up here
Mr. Piser, I think you should come up here
Amy's in the attic and my brain has gone ecstatic
I think you should come up here
Maybe it's best they buy it, thinking did she really die
I'm thinking if it's really true
Then how come I am telling you
And if I really meant to do it
Should I be a victim too
Should I walk the terror stairs
And see if all my terror fairs
Maybe it's best they buy it, thinking did she really die
I'm thinking if it's really true
Then how come I am telling you
And if I really meant to do it
Should I be a victim too
Should I walk the terror stairs
And see if all my terror fairs
Maybe it's best they buy it, thinking did she really die
I'm thinking if it's really true
Then how come I am telling you
And if I really meant to do it
Should I be a victim too
Should I walk the terror stairs
And see if all my terror fairs
Maybe it's best they buy it, thinking did she really die
I'm thinking if it's really true
Then how come I am telling you
And if I really meant to do it
Should I be a victim too
Should I walk the terror stairs
And see if all my terror fairs
Your seat awaits you on the Terror Wheel
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**********TUNNEL OF LOVE**********


1.INTRO
2.COTTON CANDY
3.SUPER BALLS
4.NINJA
5.STOMP
6.PROM QUEEN
7.MY KIND OF BITCH
8.WHEN I GET OUT
9.???




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INTRO
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(Wolf howling)
Welcome to the Dark Carnival Tunnel of Love
Allow your emotions to run wild
Allow your passion to soar freely
Welcome to the Tunnel of Love



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COTTON CANDY
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One pussy licking coming up
What's your name, handsome?
Well Clyde, Miss Virginia
A pleasure seeing you
Oh my, you're all naked too
Like Miss Marge
Are you going to suck the poison out too?
Do you know what's under my apron?
Well, no, ma'am, I ain't never looked
Well, a cock like I got I guess
No Clyde, it's a nice big cunt
My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls
Cause you can my ball sac hanging out my drawers
I wear short shorts
Bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me parting through their cotton hair
I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask
How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch
And when I fuck bitches ask what I'm trying to do
My nuts is people, so I'm trying to stuff em in there too
Cotton candy
It wasn't made for the mouth
You don't believe me?
Then take a look and then south
Rotten candy
Is what you'll find without a doubt
I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out
Jump Steady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack
They huntin cotton
And Shaggy Shagg know where it's at
So don't be stingy
There's more than one wicked clown
And, bitch, you got enough cotton here to go around
Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off
Straight to the candy
I'm with it
I won't get lost
That's why I bring the clippers with me
They coming in handy
When you fuck around with the cotton candy
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Cotton candy
Yeah, hey hey
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth
She told me
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Cotton candy
Yeah, hey hey
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth
She told me
My name is J
The kiddies call me jitty pants
Cause I can play the flute
And make my dick start to dance
Like a snake
I make it shake, rattle and roll
And this year, my ball's made it to the Cotton Bowl
Unlike Shaggy
He's scared of the cotton pie
I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down
And stuffed her cotton in my face
I said your daddy's home
She said so fucking what?
I tried to take my dingaling
And stick it in her butt
I tried to push it in
I couldn't turn it out
She said
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth
Oh shit, so what was I to do?
Run like a bitch,
Or have the cotton stew?
I thought for a second
Then I said what the fuck
I ate so much cotton
That my tongue came out her butt
Blullululuu bitch, I'll have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me
Cause I lost control
On the way home, I had a new attitude
I'm like hey let's go eat some more pussy dude
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Cotton candy
Yeah, hey hey
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth
She told me
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Cotton candy
Yeah, hey hey
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth
She told me
Marge, you know where the money is
You get it and hold it for Miss Vicki
While I kiss her pussy
Sure Clyde, honey
Okay Clyde, now before you kiss my pussy lips
Lick the insides of my thighs here and here
Yes, it helps get pussy warm
Yes, ma'am
That's it Clyde
Nice and slow
Oh, that's nice, Clyde baby
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Cotton candy
Yeah, hey hey
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth
She told me
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Cotton candy
Yeah, hey hey
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth
She told me
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Cotton candy
Yeah, hey hey
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth
She told me
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Cotton candy
Yeah, hey hey
Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth
She told me
Go ahead and suck you bastard
Oh lick it
Oh fuck lick, lick more
Suck it, oh suck it
Suck fuckin fuckin suck
Faster, faster
Oh yeah fuck that
But just suck my juices
Harder, harder
Christ, oh Christ
I'm cumming ah, ah



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SUPER BALLS
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Hello?
Yeah, you give sax lessons?
Not at this time at night
Why not this time of the night?
I'm only up at this time of night
I play music of the night
No, no, I'm not awake in the day
Read my lips, scary
Aww man, why you guys in the goddamn yellow pages then?
The fuckin, the goddamn, what's it?
No, it's the Weekly
In parentheses, "No gig too scary"
And that's just what I am, scary
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
Nah, bitch, Super Balls, is the name
And I come from a far away planet
Southwest Del Ray, goddamn it!
And it's the land of the smog-filled maniacs
Super Balls, and concrete nut sacs
You know that bag lady skank that always bothers you?
I'm here to fuck her yo, it's what I do
So tell me where the hoes is at
The fat loopy bitches with the lumpy backs
Super Balls ain't scared of a fuckin' thing
Hold your belly up
And I'll stick you with my super wang
So who's next?
The bitch with the rubber eye
It won't shut, and now she can't find a guy
It scared everybody off, so I guess my duty calls
Bitch! They call me Super Balls
Ain't no bitch too fat (Naw, none)
Ain't no bitch too wack (Naw baby naw)
Ain't no bitch too ugly (Whoo!)
For Super Balls, woo woo!
Ain't no bitch too fat (Naw, none)
Ain't no bitch too wack (Naw baby naw)
Ain't no bitch too ugly (Whoo!)
For Super Balls, woo woo!
I met a girl looked a lot like a turkey
So I fucked her and her neden went bluhuhuhhuhuh
Cause I could give a motherfuck about looks
I just jock up another one for the books
I know this bitch fat round like a beachball
You can roll her up, and bounce her off the wall
We played ball, shoot hoops, she can hold steady
Then I stick my ding dong in the fat patty
Just cause no one calls your home
Don't mean that you're all alone
Just call Super Balls to the rescue
Now here's what I'm a do
I might stick my big toe in your butthole
And then tickle your neden with my other toes
Ugly bitches in need, I crash through the walls
Big daddy J Violent Super Balls
Ain't no bitch to fat (Yeah, motherfucker)
Ain't no bitch to wack (Better ask somebody)
Ain't no bitch to ugly
For Super Balls, woo woo!
Ain't no bitch too fat (Naw, none)
Ain't no bitch too wack (Naw baby naw)
Ain't no bitch too ugly (Whoo!)
For Super Balls, woo woo!
It's a bright mid-summer day in Metropolis
And there's not much news fit to televise at Galaxy Communications
Where in his office Clark Kent
Is monitoring the twelve o'clock news
Uh uh, it goes thump thump thumpin against your clit
Harder, harder!
Lois Lane, ace reporter for Galaxy Communications
Opens Clark's door and looks in
When the hell do I get something out of this?
It's down, it's down with the clown
Fuck fat bitches and charge by the pound
I gets paid and I bought a new Lexus
Cause I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas (Yeehaw!)
Super Balls don't care where his nuts at
One night, I found 'em in your mom's butt crack
You was playin Nintendo upstairs
I had my dick stickin in your mom's butt hairs
Granny walked in, puffing on a J
Puff, my pussy's turning gray
She asked if I would mind dipping in the sugar walls
I said it ain't no thing for Super Balls...
Super Balls is in the motherfucking house!
Ain't no bitch too fat (Naw, none)
Ain't no bitch too wack (Naw baby naw)
Ain't no bitch too ugly (Whoo!)
For Super Balls, woo woo!
Ain't no bitch too fat (Naw, none)
Ain't no bitch too wack (Naw baby naw)
Ain't no bitch too ugly (Whoo!)
For Super Balls, woo woo!
Ain't no bitch too fat
Ain't no bitch too wack
Ain't no bitch too ugly (Whoo!)
For Super Balls, woo woo!
Ain't no bitch too fat
Ain't no bitch too wack
Ain't no bitch too ugly (Whoo!)
For Super Balls, woo woo!
Ain't no bitch too fat (Naw, none)
Ain't no bitch too wack (Naw baby naw)
Ain't no bitch too ugly (Whoo!)
For Super Balls, woo woo!
Ain't no bitch too fat (Naw, none)
Ain't no bitch too wack (Naw baby naw)
Ain't no bitch too ugly (Whoo!)
For Super Balls, woo woo!
Ain't no



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NINJA
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Hey yo J man, hey
Yeah?
Hey man, you remember me?
Uh huh
Hey you remember that shit you said?
Uh uh
Well, paybacks are a bitch!
(4 gunshots)
Mmm, mufucker, let's go man
Hold up man, he's still alive, man
(5 gunshots)
Die mufucka, damn
(1 gunshot)
Shoot the motherfucker again man
(1 gunshot)
Aww shit
(2 gunshots)
Shoot him again man
Ahahaha ahahah
(3 gunshots)
This motherfucker's still alive man
Ahahahahahahahaha
(3 gunshots)
Die man
(1 gunshot)
Ahahahahaha
Oh shit, let's get the fuck out of here man
Ahhhh! Ahahahaha!
The wicked clowns will never die!
Hehehehe, bitches
What's the hell's a ninja?
(Ninja's possess superior skills of Ninjitsu, mufucka)
It is the branch of the Japenese samurai
A very old orginization
It's origins are hundreds of years old
Much of its history has been lost
(Ninja's have the indominal fighting skills)
Not many ninjas exist today
Yet they all have indominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu
(Of a ninja, a ninjure, a motherfucking ninja)
No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die
Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai
So I can swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls
And then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls
Cause I remember these kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up and everybody turned away
And now they dissin me, yellin fuck nerdy J
I sit and think of how it changed as I got older
As I think I draw a ninja on my folder uh
What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board
I'd tell the whole class nobody move or jiggle
First one to do, I'll make your fuckin neck wiggle
Everyone would start jockin
The news would take my picture
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
After I was done killing all the yuppie fucks
All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts
And I would walk home feeling like a samurai
I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry
I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
He tried to hit her again but that shit stops
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
I'd tell him, Dad, now look at all your broken glass
Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?
I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever
When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together
Now get the fuck out my house, never come back
I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (Ahhh!)
I turn to my mother, I'm sorry that he hit ya
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
If I could be a ninja, my daddy would be dead
But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent
I flip french fries for .25
Mr. Donny works here, he's fuckin 45
But he think he the shit cause he the boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in, about 5 minutes late
Cause I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade
So Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
Screaming at me, sweatin over this place
Mad cause I'm late, he's no better than me
Just another bitch working for next to free
I thought about taking my ninja steel
And cutting up his body and fry him on the grill
But he's too fuckin wack and I can kill this bitch
And I don't even need to be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
Yeah yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah
Fuck that I'm a wicked clown bitch!
Hahaha



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STOMP
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Stomp, stomp, stomp (Forks is up forks is down)
Stomp, stomp, stomp (Wicked clown, wicked town)
Take a look around, tell me what ya see
You see flames and smoke, then there's me
I'm burning houses and jumping telephone poles
They call me fireface, I'm sucking hot coals
Give me a quarter, I'll buy a quarter worth of gas
Sneak in your house and slowly pour it in your ass
Blaze it up, you're running around screechin scorn
Your ass is burning, your nuts pop like popcorn
And when I see you, I stomp all the flames out
Stomp your face and your ass, stomp your titties
I'll stomp your balls, we stomp in my wicked town
Forks up and forks down, a wicked clown
I represent like a true gang banger should
I paint the forks and K's in your neighborhood
And when you see me, give a nod, say what up
Then walk away or I'll stomp your fuckin mouth shut
When I'm done, I drink a couple gallons of gas
And then I stick a lighter in my ass
Yeah, so if you down with the fucking clown
Check it out!
I say stomp you say woo woo
Stomp woo woo
Stomp woo woo
I say stomp you say woo woo
Stomp woo woo
Stomp woo woo
I say stomp you say woo woo
Stomp woo woo
Stomp woo woo
I say stomp you say woo woo
Stomp woo woo
Stomp woo woo
I say stomp you say woo woo
Stomp woo woo
Stomp woo woo
I say stomp you say woo woo
Stomp woo woo
Stomp woo woo
I say stomp you say woo woo
Stomp woo woo
Stomp woo woo
I say stomp you say woo woo
Stomp woo woo
Stomp woo woo
Stomp, stomp, stomp...
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers, jugglin jugglers
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers, jugglin jugglers (Kiss the clown)
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers, jugglin jugglers
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers, jugglin jugglers (Kiss the clown)
Kiss the clown
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers, jugglin jugglers
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers, jugglin jugglers (Kiss the clown)
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers, jugglin jugglers
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers, jugglin jugglers (Kiss the clown)



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PROM QUEEN
____________________________________________________


Won't you be my prom queen? (Another morning)
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Won't you be my prom queen? (It's time for my senior prom)
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Another morning, I must get up and go to school
I'm taking too long gettin dressed
Tryin to look my best
Because today is not your ordinary every morning
My high school prom is coming and I heed my daddy's warnings
I'm going to find myself a girl to take to the prom
I shouldn't have too much trouble because I'm
I'm very nice,
My mother says I'm very handsome When I wear my good vest
And mother knows best
I got to school, I straggle through the hallways
I stop and gaze at all the girls just like always
But this time, I must now approach them
Or my daddy might get mad and break my wrist again
And so I choose her, her hair, it matches with her face
She is so lovely, my heart and pulse begin to race
I make my way between her friends and to her presence
Hello, Christine, would you be my prom queen?
I'd rather die
I'd rather die
I'd rather die...
There was a time when I could except a no
That was before, Christine is gonna have to go
My parents will be proud of me when I bring her home
So now I sit and watch her practice in the gym dome
Christine is famous, she has so many different friends
Will they miss her when she's dead or will they just pretend
Nobody talks to me, I only talk to I
And I been telling myself all day, she's gotta die
Good morning, everybody
This is Principal Rogers
And I would just like to congradulate our Senior class
And wish them a great time at tonight's prom dance
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
Everybody has a real good time
It was really fuckin easy, I'm a human hater
I took a towel from the locker room to suffocate her
I had to throw away her gym bag and all her folders
And when it got dark, I carried her home on my shoulders
My daddy was asleep, when I snuck her in the back
I thought about my situation and it's kind of wack
It sounds cheap, but we're having prom in my cellar
But she's dead, I guess I'll never have to tell her
I took the bottles up to Meijer's, four dollars worth
I took the 17 dollars that was in her purse
I bought balloons, and streamers, and stuff to munch
I had a dollar left, I bought a Faygo punch
I hung the streamers and balloons on my basement wall
I banged my head a couple times, I'm just too fuckin tall
I would have took her to the school like a normal man
But I had to kill her first they'd never understand
I put a record on and then I picked her up to dance
I pray she cannot feel the woody growing in my pants
I know my daddy would be proud of all that I've done
Instead of burning me, he'll probably come and hug his son
I think about it as I dance slowly to the beat
The more I think about it
Tears are rolling down my cheek
I hope I showed Christine a night like no other
Cause after all, that's how my daddy did my mother
Our Seniors deserve a night to celebrate with friends
And celebrate all their great work
Prom night is your very own special night
And everybody always remember their high school prom
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
Everybody has a real good time
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Won't you be my prom queen?
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time



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MY KIND OF BITCH
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My kind of bitch ain't like your bitch
Cause my bitch don't bitch at all
My bitch don't blink, she don't even think
About money or a fuckin mall
My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
She don't care about what she wears
Cause she's much too busy pulling the worms
Out her butt, she ain't bathed in years
My kind of bitch, I'll never forget
We first met on a Oujia board
Miss Crabber damn, she would chew on snakes
And swallow a ninja sword
I said hey bitch, how do you do?
Some folks call me Violent J
She picked her nose and flicked it at me
Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch
My kind of bitch
My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
She don't care about what she wears
My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
She don't care about what she wears
Fuck that
My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck
And has to talk like this I love you
She can drink through it, ya get used to it
It whistle every time we kiss
My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
The other one's skinny and red
She can make the one jiggle
The other one don't do shit
But just sit there dead
My kind of bitch has a wooden eye
With a nail sticking half way out
It once caught a fire
We all had to spit in her face just to put it out
My kind of bitch is a little loopy
And her ass might droop a bit
But I scoop that loop and fold the flop
And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch
My kind of bitch
My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
The other one's skinny and red
My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
Hello? Uh, my name is J
I'm from Detroit
I'm looking for a girl
Who's, um, dead
Uh, a girl who can possibly fulfill
Some of my fetishes
Which include, um, dipping your titties in Faygo
And slapping my face with them
Um, jumping from the dresser
And landing on my balls uh...
My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
Then run and fuck my friends
And everytime I break her legs
And give my homie's ends (Haha what's up, man?)
She shot me once and stabbed my neck
And even broke my nose
But I lick her from her crooked neck
Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch
My kind of bitch
My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
Then run and fuck my friends
My kind of bitch waits till I sleep then...
Hello? Uh, my name is Shaggs,
And I'm lookin for a girl
With a big big fat fuckin ass, and titties
Just a big fat fuckin ass
And, uh, I want my dick sucked
And I want my balls scratched
And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls
At the same time, that's a must
And I'm looking for a girl
Who can stretch her titties and stuff 'em in her ass
Fuck yeah, muddafucka
I'm looking for a bitch
I'm looking for a girl to fit my needs (My kind of bitch)
We can have picnics under the moon, in the graveyard
We can have picnics under my house (My kind of bitch)
I'm looking for a girl to die with
If you're already dead, that's cool
You can sit around and wait for me to die (My kind of bitch)
I'm looking for a girl to squeeze me
I'm looking for a girl to squeeze my balls
Let me squeeze her neck
This is Lisa. I've been a bad, bad girl



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WHEN I GET OUT
____________________________________________________


Tamale get up, let's go
What?
Well, it's your lucky day today, pal
You're free
Uh, what do you mean?
Yup, that's right you been pardoned
So come on get your shit Let's go
What are you talking about?
I don't understand?
Yup, governor's pardoned you
Now come on, let's get the fuck out of here
Uh, uh, I'm free
Are you serious!?
Fuck no, you got four more years, stupid ass
Hahahah
Every fuckin day, you fall for it
Fuckin stupid ass
Wicked clown
When I get out, I'm going home to South West
Going straight to my freaks and get undressed
And I'm a hit it like an insane chicken hawk
Hoochie, won't be able to walk
When I get out, I'm a run around town naked
Cause my freedom feels good, I can't fake it
I let my nuts flop to the hip-hop
I wanna chop chop punk cop flip flop
When I get out, I'm going to my mother's house
She gonna cook a steak and serve it with brussel sprouts
But I don't care, she can cook a cinder block
And I'm a chew it on up to the last rock
When I get out, I'm putting on my new shoes
But I don't see anybody sportin kangaroos
And them Wilsabee shirts are history
But so what, I'm a sport mine like a G
Wicked clowns, check it out y'all
Wicked clowns, we gettin out dawg
Wicked clowns, check it out y'all
Wicked clowns, we gettin out
When I get out, I'm going to the festivals
Cussing rude, and scratching my testicles
Like we did before we got locked down
I'm coming back around, the wicked clown
When I get out, I'm a throw a party
And guess who shows up, nobody
I just sit alone and play solitaire
I don't care, at least I won't be here
When I get out, I'm coming back to Del Ray
So I can breathe the smog but that's okay
Cause I'd much rather riff that shit
Then my cellmate Rico's funky armpits
When I get out, I'm heading straight to the store
For a big long cold thing of Faygo
And I'm a drink it down to the very end
After that, I eat the bottle that it came in
Wicked clowns, check it out y'all
Wicked clowns, we gettin out dawg
Wicked clowns, check it out y'all
Wicked clowns, we gettin out
Yeah, let me call this broad up
Tell her I'm getting out
This is my baby, ya know what I'm saying
What's up, baby, man, it's me
Wait a minute
J?
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is this?!
When I get out, I'm shooting someone in the head
Somebody been sleeping in my bed
I never thought my sweetheart would sell me out
Now I gotta walk up and blow her mouth out
Wicked clown, wicked wicked clown
Wicked clown, wicked wicked clown
Wicked clown, wicked wicked clown
Wicked clown, wicked wicked clown
When I get out, I'm back to the good life
So don't sweat me, Officer Barney Fife
In the pen, I seen your cop friend Butson
Seemed that he like to use his butt some
When I get out, it's all about the underground
I'll crawl back into the pipes and never be found
So when you brush your teeth you better think
You might see my eyeball looking at you through the sink
Wicked clowns, check it out y'all
Wicked clowns, we gettin out dawg
Wicked clowns, check it out y'all
Wicked clowns, we gettin out
I'm getting out, I'm getting out
Check it out y'all
I'm getting out, I'm getting out
We gettin out dawg
I'm getting out, I'm getting out
Check it out y'all
I'm getting out, I'm getting out
We gettin out dawg
I'm getting out, I'm getting out
Check it out y'all
I'm getting out, I'm getting out
We gettin out dawg
I'm getting out, I'm getting out
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers (Kiss the clown)
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers (Kiss the clown)
Kiss the clown
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers (Kiss the clown)
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers
Guess who's coming to your big town
Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers (kiss the clown)



____________________________________________________

???
____________________________________________________


Hmm, you're still here
That must mean that you uh you wanna play
You're a stupid ass!
Hello everyone ahahaha jeez
I'm your host Bink Chipperwink
Here once again
Let's get ready to play
You're a stupid ass!
Alright, stupid ass
The rules are simple
You simply solve our mathematical clues
To figure out your prize
And that prize is a phone number (Ooooh!)
When you call the number
You can hear the name of the new album
And Fourth Joker's Card (fresh!)
Ready, stupid ass
Here's your clue
The area code is 1-313
Now for the rest
The first digit is...
I'm chillin butt-naked with two bitches
One of them is the girl from Letters to Cleo
The other one's Janet Jackson
Now, how many titties altogether is there for me to suck on?
The number is...
The next digit is...
Jimmy has two balls and one wang, so does Tommy
They both have two balls and one dick each
Now, if Jimmy gave Tommy one of his balls
How many balls would Tommy have in his nut sac?
The number is...
The next digit is...
There's ten rednecks riding in the back of an old pick up truck
Driving down a dirt road and the truck hit a bump
And I'll be god blessed if two of them chickens
Didn't fall out the back of the truck and bust their fuckin heads
How many rednecks still made it to granny ma's for supper?
The number is...
The next digit is...
Let's say one morning while having crumpets and tea
You decided to stick your finger in your bum
Now last night, you had your finger in your mate's bum
In the last 24 hours,
How many bums have you had your finger in?
The number is...
The next digit is...
You got ten bottles of Faygo
Your boy Louie drank one, and your momma drank another one
And another one was Arctic Sun flavor
So, you threw it away cause it tastes like shit
Now how many bottles of Faygo you got left?
The number is...
The next digit is...
It's four bitches at your boy's house
One of them's straight as fuck
And another one's got big fat fuckin titties
Now another one's kinda ugly
But you heard she can fuck Like a wild banshee
And another one looks like a boy
And probably gots nuts hanging under her neden
Now, how many bitches did you try to fuck that night?
The number is...
The last digit is...
There's ten clowns in a mosh pit
After the show the make up wore off everybody's face
And then you realize that three of them were really
Punk ass bigot richboys just faking the funk
How many real juggalos were left to team up and beat their asses?
The number is...
And there you have it
Good luck, contestants
Well, okay, ahahahaha
You shouldn't have too much trouble figuring these out
But if you do, and you can't seem to figure out the phone number
Well, then it looks like...you're a stupid ass!
Hahahaha
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